Good evening to you,
Have you seen this man?
This image emerged on Twitter earlier this evening but I couldn’t bring it to you as the baby chimpanzee that hosts this blog had somehow managed to get both his arms stuck in his nappy and truss himself up like a Christmas goose with the string of his yo yo.
So here courtesy of @footballramble is that picture. If you click on the second image you should get a grainy close up that proves that if you enlarge an element of a crap picture you get an enlarged area of crapness.
So there you have it. We can’t make jokes about it being A&E doing a meet and greet with looters as whitey ain’t in the snap, but I am sure you’ll find it a great source of conversation anyway.
Remember most crimes occur within a few hundred yards of a Premiership referee, such as Full Dowd or Mark Clattennurk. So the chances of you being personally affected by a maniac are very low. Do sleep well.