Autopsy – The Our Fans Suck Edition

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The mood in the camp? Oh I think moribund is a good word. Charity begins at home so let us start there. Anyone know why it took four goals before our magnificent home fans begrudgingly gave us a few rounds of ‘When the Spurs go marching in’?

On a positive note, our lot can boo upon demand. Nasri was booed excellently and Modric got a nice dismissive burst of boos when he was subbed. Impressive stuff.

I tell you this, there is a malaise at Spurs and it’s not just in the dressing room, it’s in the home stands. I really can’t recall the last time I went to The Lane and wasn’t irritated by some genuinely thick , deeply unpleasant people. Our away fans are a delight. The contrast is chilling. Had you not been told otherwise and were just listening you’d say the game was at Eastlands.the TV

So well done everyone for yet again filling the TV images with empty seats. You deserted at United and you deserted again today. A balloon if you can identify the fan sneaking out before full time let alone added time at Old Trafford in the photo at the top of the blog.

So to the game. The tactics matched the performances in that they were both bizarre. Crouch, bar one header achieved nothing of note. Azza Blud managed to spoil at least three moves due to his inability to cross a ball. Bale was supposedly wanted by Barcelona and every other top top club in the world last season. So why isn’t he deployed more? Nobody passed to him for the first 30 minutes. Was that a plan? Our back four is riddled with gout yet should Dawson, Kaboul and Charlie be such a fifth rate combo?And what has become of Gomes? He’s burped into being our third choice goalie. And replaced by a guy that lets in 7 in two games. That’s show business, eh? Modric didn’t look happy, Kranjcar didn’t look happy. Huddlestone came on and unbelievably did nothing whatsoever yet again. In short we need to clutch rosary beads and hope that the results of these last two spankings don’t get out. If they did and you were toying with the idea of joining us, would you? Mind you better to quit while you’re ahead, rather than join a gang of quitters followed by quitters, eh?

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  • ric says:

    Fire Harry NOW, I had it with that unloyal weeler-dealer! Bale-Mordric-Kankcjar-Lennon? Against the english Galacticos? Hope VDV returns asap!

  • cHUCK sPAMMER says:

    I’d really rather not be first.

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  • MBA says:

    You can’t really blame fridel tbh. He has actually done well for us but has not been helped by the complete lack of leadership and organisation at the back and the lack of drive and steel in the midfield.

    Oh how we needed a palacious figure today.

    If its true that stoke want crouch we should snap at the chance to sell him.

    We need improvements and we need em fast!

    • SpurredoninDublin says:

      I am not blaming Friedel, but IMHO, we did not need him. Notwithstanding his howlers, Gomes is one of the best in the league. Unfortunately the defence tactics are about as safe as an ice cream in a furnace. Replacing Gomes is rthe equivalent of ripping the roof off a building, and then adding double-glazing to keep it warm.

  • SPURSINCE82 says:

    why should the fans stay and watch that shit…. we all knew what was coming today, so why do you even bother to ask. it was only a lifetime commitment to spurs that allows the annoyance and perennial ill that is our team, to go on emotionally ripping us apart… better off with the kids and the misses- they do not get paid 50k a week to ruin our lives. we know what rednapp is gonna do tactically, we know how average his favourites are and we now know that lennon was a good player (past tense). fuck tottenhan!!!!

    sickened yid

    • baggiosponytail says:

      Disgusted by the fans today. I’ve been going to Spurs for the last 25 years and watched us lose to some of the worst teams in the league but what we have (or did have) are great fans that try and get the team up to the next level when they need that boost and that is what I love and am proud of. The fans were pathetic today – no noise from the start and then after the first and second goal – just when they needed a lift, nothing! Pathetic pathetic fans today. We should feel like we’re in it with the fans. Forget about moaning about players earning £Xk a week – we should be in it together and the fans today sat there in our expensive seats and expected to be entertained. Fuck off and support Real Madrid or get behind your team. What do you really think you really add to the club when you boo the players. If you really have that passion – show it and sing, don’t sit there and moan you useless excuse for fans. Player performance 2/10 Fan performance 1/10. Have a look at yourselves.

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