It’s All Levy’s Fault – But It’s Alright Rodney – Arry As A Cunnin’ Plan

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In an unsensational and all too predictable flash of cockroach like behavour, our tight lipped supremo passed the buck for this evening’s thumping to …Chairman Daniel Levy.

Levy, who has done nothing but hamper the clubs process by shipping in expensive deadbeats for the last two years finally brought Mr Redschnapps out of his self imposed vow of silence and meditation this evening.

“We need one or two and we need some characters and I’ve said this for a long time to the chairman.

I know exactly who we need and if the chairman can help me get them then we’ll be a better team”

This would be funny if I didn’t care. Arry bought Defoe back and his strategy there was to eventually give him a Jimmy Greaves DVD. Arry watched PSB die a slow death at Liverpool and spent millions resigning his corpse. And then Arry brought in 3MP and did his level best to turn us into a modern day Watford.

If this wasn’t enough, he then publicaly backs the idea that we sell arguably our best player to fund the purchase of an old West Ham player and an old Pompey player. Not mum’s jewellery, Dell!

In the words of Del Trotter, who needs a recession when you’ve got him as a financial advisor?’

Arry makes Venables look like Alan Sugar. He makes Fred & Rose West look like Terry & June.

Yes he’s probably the best manager since Keith, but by Christ he’s beginning to frighten me now.

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  • AFelching says:

    How long more is Danny gonna take this shit

  • Colin says:

    If Parker came anywhere near WHL it would be a dark day. Let him stay at Spam, a big lump of gristle in a very small rusty can of spiced ham……

    Chin up HH, there’s Citeh to look forward to!

  • Onedavemackay says:

    You may not like Arry but he’s right, we do need big characters

    • AFelching says:

      A lot of youth in that Manu team, that does not add up :whistle:

      • onedavemackay says:

        I’m not talking about Man U I’m talking about US. To come back from two goals down at Old Trafford you need big characters.

        I notice that Rafa kept going to the end but we needed a Vidic or a Terry or a Gerrard. Someone to grab hold of the team and shake them up.

    • Naughty Governor says:

      We have a Huge character in Rafa… I donĀ“t think Diarra is a big character, nor is Adebayor (seems more like in idiot), Parker when in a big team as completely disappeared – Joe Cole looks like a frightened chicken when playing…maybe we should just sign Joey Barton? Bellamy? Drogba?

  • david says:

    Maybe HR is trying to get sacked.

  • bandy says:

    Has anybody mentioned that skinny cnut that used to run the corner pin yet. Lets blame him not harry.

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