Avergrumble & Twitch

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Good evening,

Introducing the latest mens and ladies couture lines to grace the couture catwalks of cyberspace. These creations from the sublime Maison Hotspur have simultaneously redefined both chucking something on as one is staying in and chucking something on as one is going out.

Each garment pays unrelenting attention to detail, from the spelling of words that weren’t made up right down to the precise placement of the print on the front.

These pieces of sheer elegance will grace any discerning wardrobe and indeed will frquently cause purchasers to find themselves inexplicably humming the Carpenters hit, ‘Close To You.’

Buyer beware. These are super duper. All I ever wanted was my face on the One Dollar bill. Shop tonight and take us both closer to this reality…

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