Date: 22nd October 2011 at 9:16pm
Written by:

Guten Abend.

I have been asked to communicate this visual image┬áto my readership as a matter of some considerable urgency. This is a task I do not undertake lightly. If you are able to name the individual at the very heart of this criminal conundrum, all to the good…

…If you can supply a really funny caption, I’ll mail you some very fine cheese.