Date: 19th October 2011 at 3:39pm
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Good afternoon.

has announced that he plans not to have a hair cut until he scores a goal in a competitive game. His target is to raise £75k for Cancer Research from this stunt.

A few immediate thoughts from me. The first is that we’ll turn a few heads fielding the black Benn Gun … to who is shouting “Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese-toasted, mostly” who plays a sublime ball through to Adbayor …

The sketch is to raise money for Cancer Research. It is difficult to argue against a charity that does such essential being given more money. But, it does irk a little that the grand total Dances With is aiming for could probably be generated by a whip round from all the first team lads. And the policemen are getting younger.