Good afternoon.
With less than some hours to go before a football match breaks out at The Lane there’s just time for a quick caption competiton and this snap comes courtesy of our close personal friends at The Daily Mail. The gift that keeps on giving are of cause West Ham United and what better targets to sharpen our cyber tongues upon? My thanks to the highly esteemed for the suggestion.
Gold: why is KB looking so pleased with herself?
Sullivan: because she’s just shagged the whole of the OPLC.
Dorothy, The Straw Man, The Tin Man, The Cowardly Lion and Little Toto……
Dorothy – Altogether now ….we’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Coe.
The Cowardly Lion – Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road
Toto – Sausages.
Gold: ‘Were never gonna sell any of those blow-up dolls David. Look at it!’
Sullivan: ‘True David, but its better than actually having that tramp Brady here with us’
Kyle Naughton is SH*T! He’s getting skinned…hope we can get our money back…
DS-‘Well, I’m alright,the BBC are bringing back Crackerjack’
DG ‘Me too,I’ve just auditioned for Jackonory & by the way, who’s testing the Rabbit mark II?’