A Walloping On The Cards

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Good morning.

We’re on a run of league form that the most informed critics are describing  as third best in the Premiership. Bolton by contrast have been bobbing about doing very little right.

Owen Coyle was if you recall correctly being tipped for greatness at one point. He was also being lined up by some as Aunty Wenger’s successor. So what went wrong? Well the Trotters can’t pin their dismal form on the whole ‘will she won’t she’ cloud hanging over Cahill’s head, that’s for sure.

Cahill’s alright but he’s no world beater. Another competent so overpriced Englishman. He’s not their David Silva nor their Luka Modric. No, Coyle’s been found out as a very average manager with a few almost half good players who lack not only real talent but the brains God gave them. If they can pull it off, they should flog Cahill for whatever the market will stand and 

A singular word of caution on the Trotters is that whilst they have only won 3 games they hammered those that they beat. Could they hammer us? My conservative guess would be ‘not bloody likely.’

The team sheet should hold no surprises. Brad, King, PNB, Modders, Bale, Manu and anyone else who fancies it.

The The will be full of Client Reference numbers expecting to be entertained. Tottingham have yet to wallop anyone themselves this season apart from Liverpool and one can’t help but feel this is a golden opportunity to deliver a walloping. 

Prediction 5-1.


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  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    You can get 20/1 Ade to score a hat-trick. The way he is playing at present, he is due to put someone to the sword.

  • @_dibbs says:

    Was saying this very thing the other day. Someone is due a Wiganesque spanking and Bolton, it could be you.

  • prestonspur66 says:

    never seem to play that well against this lot,
    but think we’ll tear em a new one this time,my wedge is on 3-0 & 3-1(never confident of a clean sheet). :unsure:

  • Show Pony says:

    The only thing that concerns me is Speed is an ex-Bolton player and that might motivate them to put in a shift…I think this is a tougher game than it looks

    • DAVSPURS says:

      Sorry to say this because i like speed but that is what Bolton will be doing. They will be speeding round the lane with elbow Davies 14 stone on the end of every free kick and corner, he will target Walker and lay the ball of for runners. We need too attack them from the off and defend only when we are well in front or they will do a Fulham on us and Qpr in the second half. The only team who have come to the lane and bean in the proper gear was Villa The rest had help so we need too be ready from the first whistle for a very high Tempo fuelled by fear of relegation and in Coyles case the sack we have players who no this Parker Friedel and Ady.

    • dannymodric says:

      Agree.We must get at them from the off.No Mercey!. Bolton have been a pain in the rear end to us, from the minute, they arrived in this league. So its time to put them to the sword. Come on Tottenham let get a good win. Glory Glory THFC .

  • spurstough says:

    I don’t like to tempt fate like this, as the footbaling gods can be fickle and cruel! Take Wednesday night for example :-(

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