Good evening avid reader. And sorry to wake you up.
This should be good. Aside from which, it’s inspired by the delectable thing that is @louise_s_page. Other unpaid Ad spot quotes for hot bruntettes upon request available.
Here’s the gig. You are a Spurs related person. You share your New Years Resolution. You might be the most brilliantest.
You could be Jermaine J****, or Modders or van der Vaart, the Boy Bale or even Arry. Heck, you could be David Pleat. Good golly missus, you may opt to be Timmy Sherwood.
But what we want is the persona you chose to demonstrate – via your very own brilliant wit and comedic wisdom’s New Year Resolution – f u n n y.
The funniest New Years Resolution wins £50’s worth of Vision Sports Publishing books. Fifty quid!