Date: 29th December 2011 at 5:38pm
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Good evening avid reader. And sorry to wake you up.

This should be good. Aside from which, it’s inspired by the delectable thing that is @louise_s_page. Other unpaid Ad spot quotes for hot bruntettes upon request available.

Here’s the gig. You are a related person. You share your New Years Resolution. You might be the most brilliantest.

You could be Jermaine J****, or or , or even . Heck, you could be . Good golly missus, you may opt to be Timmy Sherwood.

But what we want is the persona you chose to demonstrate – via your very own brilliant wit and comedic wisdom’s New Year Resolution – f u n n y.

The funniest New Years Resolution wins £50’s worth of Vision Sports Publishing books. Fifty quid!

BIOYNTERC!