The 10 O’Clocker: Carlos Tevez, Kaka & Other Late Night Larks

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Good Evening,

Silly season is upon us so the evening shift grinds grunts and spits out some transfer rumour flavoured gems for your delectation before rolling over to blissfully snore.

In keeping with the increased intensity of rumour mongering, lies, made up mayhem and general guff I think a nightly evening session may well be in order. I guess we’ll find our own way, eh?

Carlos Tevez according to Dragon1 is Arry’s ‘special player’. This is an ambitious one to put it mildly. It’s difficult to believe the Sheikh Mansour Mob will wear this one.

There’s no doubt that Adebayor has made a sizable impact at The Lane and despite City’s cracking season I can see little merit in them agreeing to let him play for any other Premiership outfit. And then there’s the wages. And his mental condition. And that whole made up I miss my family business. No, I think we can pop that one back in the old ‘ambitious’ file.

Kaka all set and primed to become this window’s Torres. Or indeed Rossi. Or who was that other chump we were endlessly linked with? Oh yes, Leandro Damiao. Opensaysme believes we want him on loan for the rest of the season.

What are the odds? Well the value of the player has slumped from £58M to gawd knows what due a similar nose dive in form. Will the once great man be nudged out of the Bernabeu? I think he will. Will he opt to join a tougher league with the world’s press watching every move? I think he will not. 

Charlie we hear wants first team football in order that his profile is raised prior to the Euros. Ain’t life grand. Gone then are the days where footballers wanted first team action in order to demonstrate how well worth wearing the shirt they were.

Given Chas can’t make it past Kyle Walker the suggestion by Archibald that his agent has begun touting his client make sense. Roma has been suggested in every publication and periodical from the South China Morning Post to the Walford Gazette.

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  • david says:

    Doubt the Tevez story is true, as I think he wants to move to be closer to his family in Argentina and according to AA route planner, Manchester is 10 miles closer to Buenos Aires than London.

  • Gilbo says:

    I’d’ve presumed Mourinho would be open to Spurs doing a good job this term (2nd at a push), as it would make his first year in charge of us more exciting, what with CL football back at the lane..?


  • melcyid says:

    could see maureen doing us a favour with Kaka so he can keep channels open with Levy for future also keeps a bit of pressure on chavski,which Im sure he likes to see.

  • Gilzeanwasgod says:

    Kaka is definitely coming – pAnTsniffa1882 and SpurzBoi82 both reckon it’s nailed on so it must be true :daumen:

  • Billy Legit says:

    Twichy was on Murdochsportsnews earlier stating that nobody was coming in January.

    Well, there you have it, straight from the horses mouth.

    I for one totally and utterly believe him……..

    • Razspur says:

      Definately said a top top hallmark signing and Mystic Meg concurs,” A tall dark stranger will enter your sphere and bring untold success”. Not sure about entering my sphere but the rest sounds like the buisness.

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