Date: 1st January 2012 at 2:33pm
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Good afternoon.

Call me mean spirited by some good news just in. Steven , the player Jermaine J**** could have been is leaving The Lane.

One of the most mystifying signings we’ve probably ever made. Unexceptional at , once inside the Lilywhite shirt he became effortlessly nondescript. 

From The  then…

Elsewhere, , the Hotspur manager, has told StevenPienaar to find himself a new club less than a year after signing the South Africa international from Everton.

Pienaar, 29, was sidelined by a series of injuries last year and since recovering his fitness this season has not been used in a single fixture.

Tottenham are expected to ask £6 million (Dh34.5m) for the midfielder; Everton attempted to bring him back on loan last summer.