Everton Indoors: The Pre Match Prattle

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Good afternoon.

Dropping like flies they are. The look for this evening’s affair is ‘Bare Bones’, a waifish theme that is positively sweeping the dressing rooms of Bootle and N17 alike.

Phil Jagielka, Leon Osman, Jack Rodwell, Tony Hibbert, Tim Cahill  and Ross Barkley have between them; two bad knees, a pair of knackered groins, a faulty hamstring and foot that doesn’t work. They don’t need a physio they need Mary Shelley.

Pathe News Boy is maybe 50/50. Jermaine Jenas and Dances With Scones are currently appearing at the Alhambra in Bradford  in Aladdin; alongside Kim Wilde and Nigel Havers.

So the game in hand will be gone. Everton have beaten Blackburn, Bolton, West Brom and Fulham, ‘on the road’. They have failed to beat Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle and Manchester City. So this is a good opportunity the mighty Tottingham to demonstrate which of these two lists they belong on.

Predictions? Bale’s due a goal as First Goalscorer he is 6/1.  Modric as Anytime Scorer is at 3/1 which might just see you right if you had a spare coin or three. Prices courtesy of Boylesports

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  • TMWNN says:

    Going to be a nervy night I reckon, but VdV will see us alright.

  • Bruxie says:

    We’ll ave enough for Everton…


  • Cheeky Bill says:

    This one makes me a little nervous as David Moyse has had the hex over Arry recently and knows how to stop a Rednapp team. Having said that, they will have too many of their regulars out to pose any real threat. Either 1-0 or 4-0. I can’t decide.

    • David Moyes says:

      Yes I watch Stoke videos and then copy them

    • munso says:

      Think your on to something there Bill.

      An early goal and the tension will be lifted, players relax a little and 4-0 it is.

      But, if it reaches 1/2 time 0-0 the tension will be mounting by the minute! Maybe a late goal will see us scrape it.

  • Mikey says:

    I think we will score a couple and then they will buckle and the flood gates will open 13 nil. But I will settle for 1 nil. COYS FFS.

    In other news today Auntie Wenger says he has had the best nights sleep for ages thanks to the return of Henry. But Henry has told told him that he can’t stay with him every night as it would not be fair to Pat.

  • ChristoCy says:

    Over rated..
    The traditional 3-1 to us.. defoe, ade and a walker sizzler. :-0

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