Date: 11th January 2012 at 3:13pm
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Good afternoon.

Dropping like flies they are. The look for this evening’s affair is ‘Bare Bones’, a waifish theme that is positively sweeping the dressing rooms of Bootle and N17 alike.

Phil Jagielka, Leon Osman, Jack Rodwell, Tony Hibbert, Tim Cahill  and Ross Barkley have between them; two bad knees, a pair of knackered groins, a faulty hamstring and foot that doesn’t work. They don’t need a physio they need Mary Shelley.

is maybe 50/50. Jermaine Jenas and are currently appearing at the Alhambra in Bradford  in Aladdin; alongside Kim Wilde and Nigel Havers.

So the game in hand will be gone. Everton have beaten Blackburn, Bolton, West Brom and , ‘on the road’. They have failed to beat Arsenal, , and . So this is a good opportunity the mighty Tottingham to demonstrate which of these two lists they belong on.

Predictions? Bale’s due a goal as First Goalscorer he is 6/1.   as Anytime Scorer is at 3/1 which might just see you right if you had a spare coin or three. Prices courtesy of Boylesports