Date: 27th January 2012 at 1:11pm
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Good morning and welcome. And I’d like to extend my very best wishes to those now consoling the call centre staff at Virgin Media who this morning discovered that having Malcolm Tucker screaming at them would be like listening to the soothing song of a contented angel compared to me asking when they are fixing my broadband.

The Watford are giving it what for on the old terrace chants front. My favourite by a country mile has to be, ‘One man & his dog went to Monaco’. Other winners include:

“Paid all your taxes. You should have paid all your taxes” –  “Whats that coming over the hill, is it the taxman? Is it the taxman?” – “One man and his dog went to Monaco…” – “Arry give us a bung, ‘Arry ‘Arry give us a bung.”

I like the FA Cup and more precisely I like to see us in the FA Cup.  Being a fully paid up member of the Stuck Record Society I submit to the house that we should play a side worth paying good money to see and go out to beat the other lot.

Prediction? 0-1.

This video is for the Holocaust Memorial Day. If you have a minute, you might give it a click. I thought it was quite good.