Eden Hazard Won’t Be Signed In Time For Stevenage

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A number of Spurs fans have been reported to be, ‘devastated, but stable’  this morning after discovering that Eden Hazard won’t be a Tottenham player in time for Sunday’s game against  Stevenage.

“Of course. It’s always more fun when it’s beautiful [the football]. In addition, at Arsenal, there is a coach and French players. And Thomas Vermaelen,”

Hazard confessed to Sport Foot Magazine.

“There are several clubs that interest me in England and Arsenal is really a part. That’s the championship where I think I can express myself better. Where I can learn more, too…”

Arsenal and indeed Chelsea were relentlessly linked with this Adel Taarabt 2.1 for the bulk of last year. Chelsea saying that they had scouted him 20 times. 20 times! What were they waiting for, balloon animals, close up magic or his famous ‘Vera Lynn’ impression? 

No, I think Chelsea’s sluggishness was to do with Mata being a superior bet and the lurking specter of the Financial Fair Play regs.

With Arsenal the problem is twofold of course. Aunty Wenger doesn’t like spending Christmas so how quite how he’s going to be coerced into dropping €30m is anyone’s guess.

If this is anything to those of you joining us grown ups late in the game, it’s a gentle introduction to the world of light whoring  that is modern football. 

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  • Bruxie says:

    This could do with an ‘Arry quote…

    “Never heard of him” :winke: !

  • Discospurs says:

    Reminiscent of Arshavin.

    Gone off him already. Please not a summer of the same dross we had with the Russian. Who despite coming highly recommended is arguably a bullet dodged, much like Stewart Downing.

    It’s actually quite hard to think of a big-money buy who has worked out in the Prem for some time. Let’s leave this little whore alone.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      It is an almost identical situation which as we know resulted in that particular little scroat eventually being sold for about half of the original asking price..

      • Gilzeanwasgod says:

        Taarabt Lite is right. Remember how he spent his summer hols telling everyone he was off to Real Madrid or PSG before settling down to a stint in QPR’s reserves? Too many of these young ‘stars’ can’t tell the difference between talking the talk and walking the walk.
        Not all big money buys have been going t*ts up though. If City are unhappy with Aguero or Yaya Toure we’ll take them off their hands!

  • spurstim says:

    I think it is Micky Hazard, but he has rebranded himself to get a new contract. Think his anti ageing cream has worked wonders

  • sid says:

    He hogged the ball far to much for my liking!! We play one touch total football – not ‘oh fuck where’s he going now football’

  • Zab says:

    Fair play to Kevin-Prince Boateng, who was awful for us until last night.

    What a goal, what a result. Go Furk yourself Arsene, but wait til the end of the implosion to do it please.

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