We’re Going To Bomb Arsenal Back To The Stone Age

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Hello fight fans.

Let me open by saying that I headline with a twist on Gen. Curtis Le May’s  quote in the genuine belief that we will beat Arsenal on Sunday like never before. They don’t like it up ’em. The cold hard steel. They don’t like it. 

We beat ’em indoors this term and the prospective home advantage of Sunday’s tie at the Emptycrates will gently evaporate as the cold hard intent of a bridesmaid now a bride becomes brutally evident.

The Arsenal might have coasted some with more forgiving opposition this season but the Lilywhite’s are no more a collective of charming but inadequate wannabes. The chaff has been well and truly milled. The squad looks lean, mean and ready to cause chaos.

We travel there as hunter seeking hunted. This disheveled mob of plumb tomatoes have  never been riper for the squashing. 

2-1 earlier at The Lane and given our comfortable points advantage, given the purring we’ve  provoked in so many varied corners of the football press …it must be ours to throw away.

We must be focused of course. With Ledders, Adebayor, Sandro and Van der Vaart all having trained I see no reason to prevent the inevitable. 

Come on your Spurs and let me get this gum I trod on …off the sole of my shoe.

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  • calebray says:

    i feel sick and more nervous than normal. its like when i play a gig, i am not worried about the outcome – its simply not in doubt, i am nervous about how good we can be and ensuring that happens.

    All eyes on spurs, all ridicule on wenger

  • Mr Spiggott says:

    War faces on. Top bloggyness.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Barely a hint of mascara. And great to see you back, Clifford :daumen:

      • Mr Spiggott says:

        The blog hadn’t lost its quality but the audience has begun to act in places like charmless nerks.

        I return refreshed and what better week then the wanderers spankathon.

        • Harry Hotspur says:

          Mmmn. That’s not good.

          I’m on it. Not good comment at all… :ermm:

        • notsohotspurs says:

          Can we have a block function ?

          Or would that use up to much cheese ?


        • Billy Legit says:

          My humblest apologies, Mr Spiggott. You are correct. Since i started to ‘contribute’ (no, don’t laugh) to this blog over 6 months ago the quality of audience contributions has deteriorated markedly.

          Coincidence?, i think not.

          I will try to do better in the future.

  • Bring it on you goon caants…I’m Ready! Ready as anybody can be. I’m ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me.

  • david says:

    I believe we only have Sandro, Hudd and Gallas missing so the strongest available squad we have had for ages.
    Gives HR a few selection dilemas as well.
    Does he play VDV ? Do we play 2 up front ?
    Interesting decisions to be made.

  • dingbatfromcanada says:

    Does Perrier come in plastic bottles in England these days? I was thinking of sending Arse Wenger a case. I love the way he tosses those bottles. Always a match highlight for me.

    • koko-61 says:

      Id love to give the bottle a good spurs shake.. then give it to him.. opens it then fizzes right up his huuuge nose.. what a sight that would be
      ;-) coys

    • DaveYid says:

      I think he’ll appreciate it more if you just left the crate by the dugout for instant access ;)

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