Date:17th April 2012 at 2:13pm
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Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. We are currently nose-diving at the speed of light and our estimated time of crash landing is full time against Fulham. On an upbeat note the tears of the on board fans will extinguish all flames so at least nobody will be burned to death. 

This then from  a poster on, Leeds Spur.

Just been speaking to a friend that knows people high up at Sky Sports. Sad the England/Harry deal is done and it was meant to be on the QT but the players found out and there was a massive row with Harry and the players with them saying he betrayed them. Bale to Barca, Modric to City and Walker to Man Utd bids in already.

The source is the Head of Research at Sky Sports.
Harry tried to blag the lads and it all came out, agents telling their players. He has lost the dressing room, they all know he’s off.

Extraordinary or excrement?