Team Sheet & Tactics Board For Cheatski

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Welcome to your weekend. 

The boys from White Hart Lane vs the Cheatski cads it is then. The tactics board here was based upon the grocer’s maxim, ‘all the best gear at the front’ and that is 100% how we need to approach this one.

Our defence is in tatters, ribbons. I understand we are waiting to see if Mr Herriot passes Ledders as fit. My fear is that Arry will look at his options and with Kaboul crocked worry that we’re a bit challenged on the height front.

Other options include Half Nelsen, the boy Rose and Khumalo. That’s the liability list you’re looking at.  Cheatski are called Cheatski for a reason and our back line needs to be clued up. 

Nelsen is said in some quarters to be improved. I see him as a penalty waiting to happen. Rose is simply nowhere near good enough for a game like this. Khumalo? Please.

So you field your best, why waste a shirt by filling it with a half measure? So I’ve gone for a kinky threesome at the back.

fig.1 relentless, fast, accurate passing fig.2 Brad bowling the ball out. No pointless punting into London’d cold night air fig.3 Pathe News Boy does one of his little shielding 180°’s, turns and passes. 

The pairing of a fresh Sandro and the near immortal Scotty Parker are the right job altogether for the centre mid positions. If they sit nice and deep that gives us a 5 man crew in Cheatski’s final third.

It is absolutely vital therefore that Walker is controlled and doesn’t do his ‘wandering minstrel I’ schtick up the wing. It invariably ends in not a lot and ahead of him is Aaron Lemon who believe it or not, is better than him at this sort of thing. We cannot have people out of position in a game as important as this.

Modders centrally to feed everyone. With Rafa running a horizontal channel in front of him, this paring should be able to be as creative as they need to be. 

And so to Bale. With Rafa off of Ade’s shoulder, to the right of course, that leaves space for the Welsh wizard to cut in. But this must not, repeat must not be mistaken for a license to fanny about with half-witted Ronaldo impressions. The Cheats backline will not be prized open with Bale making speculative ‘flicks’ into the box with the outside of his left shoe from a right position. 

Adebayor needs to get supplied. Not teeing him up effectively won’t be resolved by losing the creativity by subbing Rafa and bringing on Defoe. There needs to be a system in place to supply a man who has scored plenty of goals for us. Corners need to routinely beat the first man if they are to find him. 

I say this is ours to lose. The squad available can win here if deployed and played to their strengths. 

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  • Phil McAvity says:


  • Matt says:

    Great team selection Harry. Football Manager stuff…

  • Phil McAvity says:

    I’d rather we played with four at the back to be honest, purely as this is what we’re used to (not sure if that is a good thing at the moment!) but the last thing our players need is even more confusion at the moment!!

    Parker to break up the attacks and get Modders on the ball to unlock their defence. I feel two goals coming for Ade, although every other time I’ve predicted that he hasn’t scored, the law of averages says it’s got to happen for me at some point!!

    2-1 to Spurs and we’re on our way (back) to Wembley!!

    • Eyeball Paul says:

      agreed – the lads don’t need a new system to understand, no way.

      We have lost our last 5 semi-finals, this has to be ours.

      We won’t lose this one. Cudicini will start, why shouldn’t he? King and Gallas will be centre of defence with Sandro, Parker and Moddle competing with Lampard, Mikel and Essien. Sandro should be the one to pick up on lampards late runs into the penalty area, and Modric needs to DRIVE us on with fast accurate passes into Bale or lennon on the flanks. Cheryl Cole as usual will be a major threat for them, and obviously one to be aware of.

      Essien is nowhere near as good as he was, so Parker should ensure we control the middle and with a bit of luck ade will be more selfish and have his shooting boots on.

  • Phil McAvity says:

    Liverpool have gone 2-1 up with 3 mins to go!! Gutting for Everton, but I would rather play Liverpool in the final to be honest, I reckon we have a better chance of beating them.

  • aidyj7 says:

    interesting to say the least but no chance. I think it will be freidal, walker, gallas, king (nelson to come on), benny lol, azza, modders, parker, bale, vdv, adebayour, standard, please no square pegs in round holes

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