Date: 10th May 2012 at 9:23am
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Good morning.

The Midget Gem is in the papers again amid allegations of unauthorised swordsmanship in a hotel with some model called Laura Brown. I bet the irony of Alexadra Burke’s recent pop lament, ‘Elephant In The Room’ was missed by all concerned.

And says that the snub has put a spring in everyone’s step. My guess is that prior to the game our chairman will be offering to freely insert a high powered rocket or two ¬†somewhere a little more intimate.

Here’s the survey HERE And I’ll run the results towards the end of the day.