End Of The Season Survey

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Good morning.

The Midget Gem is in the papers again amid allegations of unauthorised swordsmanship in a Newcastle hotel with some model called Laura Brown. I bet the irony of Alexadra Burke’s recent pop lament, ‘Elephant In The Room’ was missed by all concerned.

And Kyle Walker says that the England snub has put a spring in everyone’s step. My guess is that prior to the Fulham game our chairman will be offering to freely insert a high powered rocket or two ¬†somewhere a little more intimate.

Here’s the survey HERE And I’ll run the results towards the end of the day.

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  • TMWNN says:

    For the Adebayor question I wanted to tick both boxes.

    If he’s willing to accept a massive pay cut, then we should sign him. He’s not clinical enough (except at penalties), but he brings others into play well.

    We definitely need to buy another striker in addition who’s more accurate though.

  • Phil McAvity says:


    I like big butts

    * And I cannot lie

    * I don’t want to talk about it now

    * I’m receiving treatment for it

    * I also like gimp masks with a free complimentary orange

  • nobby nobbs says:

    Phil its the House of Commons bar for you my friend.
    Can you lock yourself into a holdall ?

  • minionas says:

    @TMWNN dzeko (definitely not the right spelling) might be up for sale, wouldn’t mind him in the team.

    • TMWNN says:

      Haven’t really seen much of him at City, but hasn’t looked that good the times I have (bar our first game of course).

    • UnkleKev says:

      Given a regular starting berth and the supply lines we can provide I think he’d be a star. Problem is (as with every other Shitty player) he’d almost certainly have to take a substantial paycut to join us (or anyone else for that matter). Such will be Shitty’s legacy to football. F*ckers.

  • nobby nobbs says:

    I voted for Mr Gallas, who I think has been excellent for us this season.
    Its a shame I couldnt vote for keep Ade on lower wages and get another striker in as that would be my prefered choice.

    • minionas says:

      The Bull for me, but no denying Gallas has been pretty good.

    • Neil says:

      The way Gallas turned his back on the villa goal was shocking though. Dawson would have taken one for the team

      • Stupot says:

        Kaboul has always made me feel safe this season. He’s a real man’s man. My hero. Van de Vaart should get it though, so to speak. This is a poll for hunk of the season, yeah?? :ermm:

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