Team Sheet & Tactics Board For Fulham

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You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

It’s that that part of the show again, folks. Where the entire campaign is suddenly hinging upon 90 minutes of football against a team so overwhelmingly underwhelming that any thoughts of victory are dogged with doubt. You know what they say… if’s and and’s were pots and pans there’d be no need for tinkers…

Here’s the board for Sunday. 

Yes I know; for starters we’d all put money on Arry not playing 3 at the back. With Benny & Rose out it’s not only an obvious solution but one to springboard some creativity. So he won’t do it. If you think Billy at left back is riqué, wait til you see what discombobulation our tight lipped supremo unveils. 

Scotty Parker appears to be knackered in some respect or another. Suffering from aggravated Advocat spritzer or something, I didn’t catch it all.

So I’m leading the charge with The Beast of N17 himself paired up with young Jake. Kyle and Jake need to make sure that Damian Duff is neutralised. Perhaps 3 at the back will nudge Mr Walker into making defending more of a priority.

Modric playing across the bit in the middle with Bale on the left, Azza Blud on the right. What could possibly be more refreshing? Perhaps only a perfectly chilled Babycham…

Ade & Rafa up front.

Defoe? After his childish want away cobblers I’d FedEX him his contract torn in half and a street map of Reading. 

Tactics? Get on with it! 

Prediction? Blimey. Boylesports Anytime Goalscorer has Ade at EVENS and I’m seeing that as decent. Fulham Half Time, Spurs Full Time is a, ‘pour me a large Absinthe’ 25/1. But my bet of the bunch is a 3-1 win to the Tottinghams at a nice round 10/1.

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  • el says:


    We’re at home right?

  • el says:

    I’ve no idea why but I have this overwhelming urge to rush out and see Piranha 3DD.

  • Steveo1987 says:

    Can’t see us not winning. Bale hat trick from left back..

  • Chrispurs says:

    I’d like to say, that I’m looking forward to the game; but I’m looking forward to the result, a win. Too nervous.

    I don’t think Harry will play 3 at the back, but whatever he does, I hope he changes it if it’s going wrong. And not freeze on the touch line, like he did against Villa.

  • SerfCity says:

    Oh, there’s another game yet? It seems my therapist has been keeping things from me. Once more unto the breach, dear fans, once more…

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