Date: 11th May 2012 at 7:12pm
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Gentlemen. 

You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

It’s that that part of the show again, folks. Where the entire campaign is suddenly hinging upon 90 minutes of football against a team so overwhelmingly underwhelming that any thoughts of victory are dogged with doubt. You know what they say… if’s and and’s were pots and pans there’d be no need for tinkers…

Here’s the board for Sunday. 

Yes I know; for starters we’d all put money on not playing 3 at the back. With Benny & out it’s not only an obvious solution but one to springboard some creativity. So he won’t do it. If you think Billy at left back is riqué, wait til you see what discombobulation our tight lipped supremo unveils. 

Scotty Parker appears to be knackered in some respect or another. Suffering from aggravated Advocat spritzer or something, I didn’t catch it all.

So I’m leading the charge with of N17 himself paired up with young Jake. Kyle and Jake need to make sure that Damian Duff is neutralised. Perhaps 3 at the back will nudge Mr Walker into making defending more of a priority.

Modric playing across the bit in the middle with on the left, on the right. What could possibly be more refreshing? Perhaps only a perfectly chilled Babycham…

& Rafa up front.

? After his childish want away cobblers I’d FedEX him his contract torn in half and a street map of Reading. 

Tactics? Get on with it! 

Prediction? Blimey. Boylesports Anytime Goalscorer has Ade at EVENS and I’m seeing that as decent. Fulham Half Time, Full Time is a, ‘pour me a large Absinthe’ 25/1. But my bet of the bunch is a 3-1 win to the Tottinghams at a nice round 10/1.