Good morning.
First up, it seems the Laurent Blanc spiel in the popular printed has finally bitten the dust. The Daily Mail leading the charge with the news that Joao Moutinho heads ‘AVB’s hit list’ with The Daily Star valuing the player at £32m if you will. For those still clinging the possibility that Villas Boas won’t be the new man this morning’s prices have the former Portogeezer at 1/12 and the Frenchman at 12/1.
David Bentley’s name has surfaced like a poorly weighted body in the Thames. This time it’s the suggestion that he could be off on loan again, this time to Fulham. It would be wonderful to think that our new boss could get something out of the wannabe Beckham that never was. What’s it to be, get him playing well enough to get first team starts or get a return that isn’t a loss when placing him with somebody else? Hobson’s choice.
Elsewhere Steven Peanut has hit the headlines in South Africa for allegedly attacking Thabang Mnisi, the son of South Africa’s deputy minister of public service and administration in a nightclub kerfuffle. If the Toffee hearted one was wearing a Spurs shirt when he kicked him the injuries are bound to be minor.
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If the RM stories are true we aren’t going to need Moutinho because Daniel’s got us….. LUKA MODRIC ;)
WTF!? You serious!? When do you think modric will have his first game for spurs?
What’s RM
Real Madrid
Roger Mellie
Not the man on the telly!
The AVB song; A V B easy as 1 2 3, or simple as do re mi, A V B, 1 2 3, baby you and me!
No!…..no!…..and….NO! It goes like this. Incy wincy Andre he went up the water spout. Down came the water to flush villas boas out. Lol
But them came the trophies to make it all okay. Villas boas is the man to take the reigns. Good huh?
Brilliant, all cred to you, much better then mine :)!
Thank you young one.
Ding Dong Bell
Spurs are in Europa Hell
Who put ’em in
Harry “car door interviewin'”
Who’ll pull ’em out
Villas Boas touchline owl
What a naughty boy was that
Thought he was going to Donetsk
Now he’ll forever be wondering how
He’s relegated to newsnow
I think Harry redknapp and Daren lewis are lovers.
Darren Lewis is a joke lol. Already assuming that spurs have no chance! We finished fourth last season and we should strengthen the squad more in the summer. I reckon AVB will be given a huge war chest to splash. Because levy owns us as he hasn’t really spent much these last few windows.
:daumen:
That is 15 minutes of my life I will never get back. I wonder if I can claim some kind of compensation from Talksport..
They reckon when you’re about to peg out for the last time, your life unfolds-I’m wondering if those on Talksport have flippin’ adverts every five minutes throughout theirs?
So,we’re paying 32m for a Portuguese player on the advice of manager we haven’t appointed? OK-yep, got it-it all makes perfect sense.
Apparently all players are going to be fitted with a rear defusuer next season. And they aren’t allowed to warm their boots before kick off. Orders of Bernie Ecclestone! :)
I heard they’ll actually be rested from time to time and that the whole squad will be used! :0!….. In other news Harry redknapp will be replacing bale on the left wing! AVB likes Harry’s style of play better.
I reckon Bale is going to have a guide rope, that’s tugged every time he strays inside, a bit like those gismo’s little kids use for bowling
What a fantastic idea. How about a shock collar?Or a very long cattle prod?
Or a even a flippin’ manager who actually knows where he plays the bestest? :whistle:
Nonsense
I reckon Harry Redknapp will be brought in to play on the wing. I hear he was a decent player in his day. We should give him a try. I reckon he could score some triffic goals