Good morning.
First up, it seems the Laurent Blanc spiel in the popular printed has finally bitten the dust. The Daily Mail leading the charge with the news that Joao Moutinho heads ‘AVB’s hit list’ with The Daily Star valuing the player at £32m if you will. For those still clinging the possibility that Villas Boas won’t be the new man this morning’s prices have the former Portogeezer at 1/12 and the Frenchman at 12/1.
David Bentley’s name has surfaced like a poorly weighted body in the Thames. This time it’s the suggestion that he could be off on loan again, this time to Fulham. It would be wonderful to think that our new boss could get something out of the wannabe Beckham that never was. What’s it to be, get him playing well enough to get first team starts or get a return that isn’t a loss when placing him with somebody else? Hobson’s choice.
Elsewhere Steven Peanut has hit the headlines in South Africa for allegedly attacking Thabang Mnisi, the son of South Africa’s deputy minister of public service and administration in a nightclub kerfuffle. If the Toffee hearted one was wearing a Spurs shirt when he kicked him the injuries are bound to be minor.
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We’re in a for a huge July. Havnt even announced our new kit yet…FFS. Mixture of frustration and excitement…!
Harry Redknapp will be our new manager. Danny boys done a U turn! Heard that Harry will sign crouch, keane, bent, chimbonda, lee young pyo, davenport, Zamora, David seaman and he will bring back corluka and pav in January only to sell everyone again next summer! Premier league title here we come. I have chimbonda down as top scorer next season!
Not Beckham then?, ah,well, all together now -Harry Out!
Hayley McQueen has huge fun bags! Sign her up AVB!
Tactics for next season is as follows. Have hayley McQueen as our highest paid player. Have her lift up her top when the game is in play. Whilst the opposition stare we can bang in the goals.
Are you ok mate …is there anyone we should call?
Yes please. AVB so that he can sign up Hayley McQueen
Sounds a bit like Perseus’s tactics with Medusa in “Clash of the Titans”.
AVB and Sigurdsson – Monday.
‘Monday’ = Groundhog day
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Plus Vertonghen – agreement reached…
http://www.sport1.nl/nieuws/36495-viergever-moet-bij-ajax-vertonghen-opvolgen.html
‘Now Vertonghen settle for 15 percent of 10 million and he can go to London’
Sweet
Well all those people who thought Dos Santos would finally get his chance to shine for his third Manager at Spurs seem to be wrong… What a shame this is, I was really hoping to see what he has! http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2012/06/29/3208678/dos-santos-will-leave-tottenham-for-a-new-club-reveals?
I agree, such a shame that he hasn’t been given a bunch of games on the bounce. I know what will happen, he’ll leave and be fantastic for someone.
drink problem apparently..
He’ll leave and dazzle elsewhere, like he does for Mexico. A shame.
I have heard the rummers about his drink problem but that doesn’t stop him from showing up. And although I don’t condone it both Rivaldo and Kluivert used to hit the clubs quite hard week in week out and they, at there peek, where two of the best footballers in the world. At any rate it is a shame and I also can’t blame him for liking a drink after how he was treated at a club that bought him with the intention of turning him into a star. I am sure he didn’t help matters but it would have been good to see what he could have done for avb!