Date: 8th June 2012 at 2:17am
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Good morning.

As I write this late last night I’m not long in from having been to watch a stand up comedian called Stewart Lee. One of the many excellent bits was him quoting from a supposed 40,000 word document comprised of bile about him collected from numerous places online.

Stew made this poignant, bitterly funny and utterly brilliant courtesy of one particular nasty rant he discovered online that revealed so much about it’s author that he recognised him as someone he had actually known very well for a short time, at one time in real life.  

The blackest comedy of this blogging lark is by far the ITK. I’ve backed a few winners and the occasional non runner*. It goes with the territory and if you can barely cope with the vagaries of life then any mask you use to conceal your daily struggle with life slips in the click of a mouse. 

*Benzema shirts are still available at full price from Reception

As the online designated driver of Redschnapp’s contempt I have to by rights share the dark forebodings of anyone a chap on Community who has predicted that our tight lipped supremo has less than 48 hours left in office. The poster is called Adief and he has spoken thus:

Harry will be removed at some point this weekend….
So this is clear, by monday morning H will be gone….

Ill be back monday, if this doesnt happen then the mods can ban me simple :)…this idnt rumour, this weekend he is gone!!!!

There was on response to this little bundle of joy that stood out and it came from another poster, Akquyid: 

Lunch with an agent today after golf. Agent off to Vegas with some of our lot this weekend, reckons Harry’s 100% gone.

Deep breath….

It won’t be his choice either. Supposedly some senior members have been either told incoming or of the situation

Other news wants to stay and his people met DL before End of season and pretty much pleaded for it to happen. Other stuff Joe Cole was highlighted by HR, Advisors of DL completely ignored, may have been one of the final straws, but no one knows.

Not really, just seems DL has finally had enough. Don’t think the whole #askarry stuff on betfair helped. 

Any truth in any of this? Well, it all appears determined enough, you have to say that much for it and this Adief chap has gone as far to say he’ll willingly take a site ban if his exit prediction didn’t turn out to be completely correct.

Adief’s ITK track record has been questioned. As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, always to try new things.