The 10 O’Clocker: An ITK Frances De La Tour De Force

Good evening.

Some more bones and over ripe vegetables to throw into your transfer window stock as you quite naturally ask yourself, ‘why me and what’s with the stock, it’s June?’

This from the secure unit of the Tottingham message board that is FTL and a geezer wot intros the goods wiv …’Has never sent me anything like this before and dunno where he would’ve got it from so take it as you please:’ 

  • Vertonghen WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  •  Sig WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  • Loic Remy WILL be a spurs player come July 10th (delays in agreeing terms)? 
  • Modric WILL be sold to Real Madrid (£30m + Sahin) by July 9th? 
  • AVB WILL be Spurs manager on July 1st? 
  • we WILL be signing with our MAJOR sponsor/investor for naming rights on July 15th? 
  • Stadium work WILL be commencing July 27th after the signing of the final contracts.? 
  • 2 x more MAJOR signings WILL be made before July 18th
Oh yes. And can whoever it was that grassed Spurs Odious’ webmaster Paul Smith up to the Premier League for publishing next seasons fixtures please make themselves known to Reception. Hilarious prank, my name was mentioned alas kudos to whoever thought it would be funny…

 

176 comments

      1. You could have left Bob and his hint alone, you have caused a bit of mayhem on the Twitter machine :winke:

    1. Kaka is now unavailable ODM, however we are now signing his fellow countryman, he is Kak!

  1. I can reveal that this year, Christmas Day will fall on the 25 December. This is an exclusive.
    How much did we sell Corluka for ?

  2. this “ITK” is talking out of his rear end, Sahin will NOT happen and Remy won’t either, i’m not getting into the stadium stuff either.

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