Good evening.
Some more bones and over ripe vegetables to throw into your transfer window stock as you quite naturally ask yourself, ‘why me and what’s with the stock, it’s June?’
This from the secure unit of the Tottingham message board that is FTL and a geezer wot intros the goods wiv …’Has never sent me anything like this before and dunno where he would’ve got it from so take it as you please:’
- Vertonghen WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st?
- Sig WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st?
- Loic Remy WILL be a spurs player come July 10th (delays in agreeing terms)?
- Modric WILL be sold to Real Madrid (£30m + Sahin) by July 9th?
- AVB WILL be Spurs manager on July 1st?
- we WILL be signing with our MAJOR sponsor/investor for naming rights on July 15th?
- Stadium work WILL be commencing July 27th after the signing of the final contracts.?
- 2 x more MAJOR signings WILL be made before July 18th
Oh yes. And can whoever it was that grassed Spurs Odious’ webmaster Paul Smith up to the Premier League for publishing next seasons fixtures please make themselves known to Reception. Hilarious prank, my name was mentioned alas kudos to whoever thought it would be funny…
I know what that bastard Hotspur is going to do. When Ive written my best work yet that bastard starts a new column.
Ive packed my stuff and am ready to jump to the one about AVB coming to Tottenham.
My dog tells me that the hailstones were as big as elephants balls this afternoon while I was in a drunken stupor.
I think you mean a trunken stupor
I’VE A REA lly bad feeling about this.
Tusk-tusk. :blush: :ninja:
Those two comments were great. I’m such a dumbo I nelly didn’t get them.
You thought he was joking?
They call these hailstones in the midlands…
http://www.mydailypill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/elephant-balls.jpg
http://addedminutes.wordpress.com/2012/06/28/villas-boas-and-tottenham-could-be-the-perfect-fit/
Apparently the guy who wrote this is an Arsenal fan.
Aside from that, I see Newsnow decided it’s finally time to remove Harry Redknapp from the Tottenham links (at last!) and have now added AVB and Gylfi Sigurdsson, which seems to me to be just a tad presumptuous. :ermm:
I’m soooo..bored with this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBbNLUe-qU
Jurgen Klinsmann. What hope and fire he gave us. One of my favourite players of all time. was it 1994?
Yes, two thirty on a Wednesday I think…