Good afternoon. The blogs today are like Joey Barton on buttered roller skates. Thick and fast. Ba-dum-ching
Thanks to HH reader Snap for the heads up – it’s reported in sport.nl that the Jan the man is a done deal *and at long naffing last* I hear you cry. This is the Google translate edition.
The issue in the delay appears to have centered around the phrase ‘15%’.
The Belgian captain of the champion next week signed Tottenham Hotspur and the left-footed defender of AZ should forget him in the Arena.
Ajax and The Spurs were already agreed on the transfer of 10 million plus any bonuses from 2 million. The Amsterdam have now reached an agreement with Vertonghen. Contractually, the 37-fold international law at 15 percent of the entire transfer, so even if it would increase to 12 million.
Now take Vertonghen settle for 15 percent of 10 million and he can go to London.Viergever is making his second season in Alkmaar and was the last year to 30 football league matches and two goals. The Sparta Rotterdam trained left leg is 22 and must be 5 million euros.
Sky sports saying sigurdson a done deal as well
Just proves how shit Google translate is!
I’ve watched a lof of dutch based adult education videos where they mention % fee’s etc. All kosher
hmmmm, dutch adult education vids, you say……. ;-)
Was Horny Helen in any of them?
She was! A very talented lady. Flexible and mainly most accomodating to male friends / passers by.
….and a man, from Scotland called Timothy…
Horny Helen is a man….
Have you met him in person?
The bitch, she told me she was just a hermaphrodite.
She not sure yet Phil, it’s still 50-50
Talk about lost in translation. That could start a war.
Is the mythical ‘triple unveiling’ about to become a reality on what is fast becoming ‘mythical Monday’?
AVB
Vertonghen
The other bloke with an even odder name
AVB is young and if Chelsea got him he cant be all bad.
Sigurdson had a quality season with Swansea, but i dont think he will have alot of playing time.
Vertonghen would be a quality signing! hes a rock at the back.
All well and good, but seriously we need a prolific goal scorer if we want top 4 again next season.
COYS!