Date: 29th July 2012 at 5:22pm
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Good afternoon.

Yesterday got into a spot of trouble on for having the affront to Tweet ***** and ask him to stop nicking a salary under false pretenses from us. I don’t make a habit of approaching celebs on there. Well I called David Baddiel a middle class beardy. And I asked if she and Bob had ever considered a pact …ah hold up, it might be me.

Hugo then.

Of late, I get an increasing sense of ‘intolerance’ from Spurs fans. The demand for vending machine / Pot Noodle speeds isn’t just exclusive to transfers. Some still have this bizarre belief that we ought to be beating everyone 5-0, come what may. Bless. 

Jean-Michel Aulas, ’s president appears every bit as raunchy as our boy. One would have to say, ‘why ever wouldn’t he?’

“Unless he really wants to leave, he’ll be playing for Lyon next season. He was decisive during the penalty shootout.

The best present we could give to the supporters would be to find a way to keep him and that’s what we’re going to do.

had made contact via some agents at the beginning of the season but since then we haven’t received a concrete offer, so I don’t think they’re willing to make the offer that would enable Hugo to join them.

He wasn’t against it, but it’s been going on for too long now.”

Tell me about it, love.