Date: 3rd July 2012 at 9:44am
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Good morning.

Reports emerging from the City of London right now that Andres Villas Boas is indeed the manager/coach/most recent ginger person to have been employed at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

He’s in for an interesting time. Arry’s mates in the press will be campaigning in earnest. Brace yourselves for leaked exclusives that Andre’s favourite sandwich is Newborn Baby, Lettuce and Tomato; that the genetic experiment in The Boys From Brazil was in fact real and that Andre was the sole survivor. Stuff like that.

Good luck and welcome aboard.

BIOYAVBC!