Date: 21st July 2012 at 8:01pm
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Good evening.

This from Manu’s Facebook page. But what can we deduce from this prima facie¬†evidence?

Well, the envelope beneath the paperwork has a self seal strip. The pen is perhaps a sinister shade of blue. The furniture appears to be from Fat Malcolm’s Leather Wonderland (Junction 23 off the A12). And that there is some cable trunking running along the skirting board.

Good Day to All! Very soon I will reveal the name of my Future Club. ! BLESS! – Manu.

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