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Sunderland meet West Brom. For those of you trying to adjust your Premier League tables do not bother. The Baggies are indeed 3rd. Their away form isn’t good, however Sunderland don’t have any form worth discussing home or away. In the interests of football I’d like to see Steve Clarke put Martin O’Neil to the sword here but the threat of a tedious draw has to be the favourite. Prediction 0-2
Everton vs Norwich could potentially be a beyond dull game. Everton been playing what a 1950’s football commentator would call ‘some very spirited’ football this term but they seem to get bogged down against lesser sides. Hughts will be travelling knowing that a draw wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. I think the King Of The Clipboard may just manage to stifle David Moyes. Prediction: 1-1
Manchester United take on QPR and this has got to be a fascinating fixture from a number of perspectives. If QPR get anything here then Mark Hughes’ dead duck of a managerial career will be well and truly cremated for all time. Arry Redschnapps the world’s leading Crisis Manager is a fox and looks not take charge until full time at the earliest. Prediction: 6-0
Stoke play Fulham and Wigan entertain Reading. If anyone watching either of these games is entertained I’ll be amazed. Predictions: 1-1 across the board.
Aston Villa face Arsenal and I can’t understand why Lambert who has so far sailed the good ship Villa into the relegation won’t play Bent. I’m no Bent fan, but desperate times call for desperate measures and right now the Brummies could do with a shin in or two. So this will either be a scrappy draw or a route, largely dependent upon what frame of mind the Gunners are in when they get off the coach. Prediction 1-4
Swansea vs Liverpool Another opportunity for Brendon Rodgers to drone on and on about respect, tradition, the fans …please shoot me now. I hope Swansea smash them. Prediction 1-1.
Southampton are at home to Newcastle and it’s looking like a long old season for Nigel Adkins. On the up side, the likelihood of him getting the bullet is very small. There’s no money and a team that have sadly been promoted beyond themselves. Pardew will be looking to cash in but Toon’s form is nothing to coo over. It’s a long coach ride back to Geordieland with anything less than 3 points. Prediction a coupon busting 2-1
Chelsea vs Man City and the generously proportioned waiter of Spanish decent will need a win or his own fans will tear him apart. Nice crowd. Family people. If your surname is Manson. The sad thing is I can see Chelsea wining this. The blue racists will as ever be wanting to show the world that the players call the shots and justify the bad mouthing that cost Bob Matthews his job. Prediction 3-1.
Tottingham and West Ham then. The hysteria from those who want AVB binned will reach a pitch that only dogs can hear if we don’t win this. A draw is unacceptable. To hell with having players. ‘Just get on with it and win, Mr Bean!’ God I’m sick of listening to the opinions of stupid people. If we don’t win I may make the next blog about this week’s Strictly Come Dancing. Prediction 2-1.
Where’s the pre match prattle.
Want to get my AVB bashing and spice boy baiting in early.
Time to remind Fat Sam of the natural pecking order as things go
Well recent history says Spam havn’t won at our place for 14-15 seasons or something.
Should be looking forward to a comfortable win.
I just have visions of Gallas throwing his arms up trying to allay blame for another defensive lapse.
Anyone else worried Carroll going to dominate our centre halfs.
Dam I need a performance to lift the gloom.
what is it with england footballers and grannies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237923/Frank-Lampard-evicts-childrens-100-year-old-great-granny-200-week-flat.html
What a jolly nice chap he is, his uncle will be soooo proud of him….
touch of the Rachmans there eh
Wow! Eat your heart out Dickensian villains.
how was motd
Big forwards trouble us. If Andy Carroll plays and Westham want it bad enough, combined with our Europa fatigue, they will make a game of it. I just cannot see them winning this. My logic says 50% Spurs win 25% draw and 25% ground out win. But my gut tells me Vertonghen has other ideas. We’ll win this one for sure.
The only thing that is sure about Spurs is that our results are unpredictable. 1-1
1-1 would be very predictable so we will either win or lose 3-0
3-1 to the Canning Towners….my mistake…Basildon mob…I fear it’s always darkest before the dawn ( TM no-one). And they will have a nice little sing-song about looking out for Italians carrying knives and assorted ditties regarding concentration camps…they crack me up that mob. I’ve always stuck them in the same box as Chelsea..I’m no lover of Arse*al but at least their lot have a modicum of respect..