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Woodgate Operation 100% Success – Glory be!

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Bloody Mary, anyone?

Let’s hope that this is right. It purports to include a player quote, so it looks good!

Jonathan Woodgate as regular readers will know has been out with gout ever since the Carling Cup winner’s party where he was last seen shouting ‘Limbo, limbo, limbo!’ as PSB and Teemu bundled Azza Blud under a table.

“Operation a 100% success. Treatment and rehab going really well …hope to be back in the squad in January… Harry and Spurs have been brilliant and I owe them.” © Rabbi Crackers on FTL.

Woodgate was and hopefully will be again,  a magnificent asset to Spurs.

BIOYC!

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  • Jerard says:

    Thats great stuff…

  • Yachtsman says:

    Still puzzled about this site. Just putting one toe in the water (easy to do if one’s flexible in the lower regions).

    My doctor granddaughter says about Woody: Woah there! Long way to go between the stirrup and the ground.

    Nautically, I would say about Woody: the anchor’s down. Let’s see whether it will hold the ship in a strong current… in strong winds and tides… in a storm. Only then will we know.

  • RunBaleRun says:

    Hope this works… I’ve had to switch my pig for a bale, which is no bad thing :-D

    Great news on the Woodmeister, will be like a new signing blah blah, etc etc.

    Don’t forget your hairnet Woody

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR73mcZW7B4

    Ginola and the lads around the 2:13 mark, though it might not make sense without watching the first part.

  • south upper says:

    all i read is good things the bloke has not played for over 2 years and just because is says he is 100 does not mean he will be back to his best. It will take 6 months to get match fit. And he will never be the player he was… sorry to say it but his best spurs days are behind him

    • How long was he out for before making his debut for Real Madrid?

      His first game back, he scored an own goal and got sent off but was given a standing ovation and man of the match for being the outstanding player on the pitch.

      there’s hope for the lad, he is class.

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