Bloody Mary, anyone?
Let’s hope that this is right. It purports to include a player quote, so it looks good!
Jonathan Woodgate as regular readers will know has been out with gout ever since the Carling Cup winner’s party where he was last seen shouting ‘Limbo, limbo, limbo!’ as PSB and Teemu bundled Azza Blud under a table.
“Operation a 100% success. Treatment and rehab going really well …hope to be back in the squad in January… Harry and Spurs have been brilliant and I owe them.” © Rabbi Crackers on FTL.
Woodgate was and hopefully will be again, a magnificent asset to Spurs.
BIOYC!
I have it on good authority from an ITK that Woody had his surgery done at the Stratford branch of Morrisons meat department. They apparently specialize in tenderloins and tender groins. A couple of whips around with the old master butchers string, a few knots, and Woody is as good as new. Master Butcher, Mr. Chuck Shortribs, stated that the operation was indeed a great success and that he had succeeded where the Aussies could not. Next up, Mr. Defoe please.
Seriously though, this is really good news. I think we all miss Woody and wish him great success in his road back.
Hmmmm
(keep it in the family)if this story is true,i would like to tell you a story.some months back i contacted spurs to say there were 2 places they could contact that maybe could help woody.now we know he had been to usa and australia with no results.after my e.mail woody and a staff member were off to destination unstated for a last chance.i was never contacted by the club.if this is true levy should come clean and offer full details.
Interesting stuff.
Of course you have more chance of finding Sylvie Van der Vaart in your bath with two glasses of champagne poured and a lingering smile on her face than getting a kind word out of THFC
She only had 1 glass of champers so I kicked her out. Got to have some standards.
arry,havent had a bath in years(have a shower)am willing to change my routine for sylvie.out with the plastic duck and in with sylvie.please ask her to call between 9-6.(the wife gets home later)and we will see what comes up.
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