What’s that gently flowing through my veins? Oh yes my old companion inertia. My proposed sojourn to the shops for a delicate bout of hoisting will at least keep me Royal Wedding gush free.
‘They are very much in love’ says some commemorative plate manufacture in Swindon with the sort of conviction he last used when his bank manager questioned the viability of a business model that only peaks around the ceremonies and anniversaries of one family in the bleedin’ country.
And so to the football. Tonight is International Night! Oh sod it. I’m staying glued to TV all day just in case ‘Loose Women’ get a newsflash exclusive on THE dress’s designer.
So now seamlessly here’s players I’d like shot of in January.
Begbie
Plagued by ‘off the pitch’ allegations that happened to neatly coincide with him not being deemed fit to play for the first team he has at last found form that might justify Levy & Co’s optimistic price tag.
Gallarse
Alas he’s probably unsellable. Many shrewd observers have stated that he hasn’t been that bad. I fall into the category of those who could cope with the whole Woolwich business if he was as good for us as he was for them. He hasn’t been.
Jenarse
Very similar angle as per Begbie. He has been on and off like a students snooze button for gawd knows how long. But now, now, he appears to have come good. Let’s not hesitate and repatriate him with the Toon in a bundle deal for Carroll.
PSB
I don’t buy into him being the great motivator, I don’t buy into the illustrious past tale anymore either.If Rooney fails to score in his next few games, Bobbity can tell people he’s now the 2nd most unpopular player in the league.
3MP
This smacks of impatience, but at least his stock remains passably buoyant. For a Premiership striker his record this term sucks. If there is a market for strikers like Kenny Pineapple, there is a market for Crouchinio.We sorely need someone better.
Anybody else seen this…
4 Days to go and VDV’s shirt is already £2.5k!!!
Mmmm, linky thing no worky?
Go on the club website and look at the Poppy match shirt auction.
OHara, Jenas or Palacios (probably Jenas), Gio, Keane and possibly Pav to be sold. That should bring in around £28m for a new striker and reduce our wage bill.
Leaving our squad something like this.
Gomes, Cudicini, Pleikosa
Hutton, Corluka
Dawson, Kaboul, Bassong, King, Gallas (will get better once more fit, had no pre season)
BAE, Bale
Lennon, Bentley
Hudds, Modric, Sandro, Palacios or Jenas
Bale, Krancjar
VDV, Defoe, Crouch and new striker
Nb, Bale is so good he gets two squad places.
Dear Luke
PSB = pointy shouty bloke and that is Keane. Begbie is Hutton, remember Trainspotting, although Begbie looked nothing like Hutton, I guess Harry Hot thinks becsuse he is a Scot that is close enough. I believe that Fabiano is a done deal, let me ride on your face if I’m wrong
HH
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With comments like that I certainly hope your wrong about Fabiano Helen! (in a completely selfish way, of course!) He would be a good signing.
Begbie is largely due to him smashing the feck out his dad in broad daylight after an all day drinkython.
H, you say that, as if its a bad thing.
Players out.
PSB, O’Hara, Gio, Alnwick, Bentley, 3MP. About £30m total I would think.
Players in.
Cahill, Carroll, Fabiano. About £35m I think.
Oh and ENIC, as you are reading this, can we do all our business on the day the transfer window opens please and not leave it till the last 10 seconds.