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Have You Seen These Men? Urgent Appeal

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It has been announced that an urgent nationwide hunt is on for two men who went missing under  ‘suspicious circumstances’ in North London yesterday evening.

The men have been named as  Dougie Maicon and Wesser Sneijder. It is understood that both men were involved in a game of football that kicked off a little after 19.45 last night in the London borough of Haringay.

The appeal for information has swamped switchboards this morning but bizarrely all sightings completely cease minutes into what experts are calling, ‘the second half’.

Dougie Maicon, was last seen flagging down a taxi at half time and those heading up the investigation are very keen to speak to the driver of the vehicle.

The second man, who has been previously linked with a recent World Cup final disappearance was spotted being passed to and from several men in Lilywhite shirts who we understand, ‘took turns keeping him in their pockets’.

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  • jfdit says:

    just watching english ref & lino’s ruin a big game at San Siro :sleeping:

  • spurlative says:

    Still can’t believe kevin prince is playing for ac milan. I’m sure he can’t believe it either…

    • jfdit says:

      AC are just a team of pension players now, we must have one of the youngest and most promising squads in the competition

      as Ruud said last night ‘spurs are a fresh breath of air for the championes lick” :-p

      • Trembly says:

        Gattuso – is there really any point? His sole purpose is doing two footed tackles. I thought Howard (anything for the sky4 and you Mr Mourinho) handled him well i.e. giving a free kick for his old pal Jose’s team. Webbs arm in the small of Ronaldos back after a foul was also somewhat disturbing.

        Did you see Pato attempting a Bale (3rd goal kick and run move) early on in the match?

        Oh and I despise Ronaldo for all his skill, he gets whacked in the neck and drops after having a look round all the while clutching his face and checking his nose. Bale, please do learn about the movement and individual skill from this bloke, but stay away from his play acting and attitude.

        • jfdit says:

          Having just watched two of the world’s biggest teams slug it out and bore me, I must say it’s time for us to step up a gear as a club.

          The time is right, the general public want a different set of heroes and we could be the notts forest of the 2010’s. Could ‘arry be our cloughie?

          Every game we’ve played in europe this season has been thrilling edge of the seat pure entertainment. More of the same please

  • Snap says:

    Shakhtar Donetsk – love those two cute little words!

    • Trembly says:

      well done to that croatian lad, getting a bit of payback against the scum.

      I see they’re trying to get walnut to be a striker now. Obviously they realised that his delivery was just shite and figured they might as well try and take advantage of his pace. Shame he only managed to convert one chance out of the many…perhaps stick to writing books for special needs eh walnut?

  • bob says:

    Bale available on Betfair at 60-1 to win BBC Sports personality. Seeing as he’s flavour of the month and the welsh love to vote in this competition surely this as worth £2 and a vote competition time.

  • spurlative says:

    Ronaldo has been tainted by that pathetic delusional club. And ac milan must have a great pension scheme going…

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