Date: 8th December 2010 at 11:31pm
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For the artist formerly known as Blistering Bob aka Pointy Shouty Bloke aka Pointless Shouty Bloke aka Piltdown Man. By Aston Villa. A football club.

The news reaches us courteous of Odious’ numero somethingo, Roger Morgan.

The exact wording was, £6m from Villa, think it’s come in tonight.

Let’s bloody well hope so, Rodge.