For the artist formerly known as Blistering Bob Keane aka Pointy Shouty Bloke aka Pointless Shouty Bloke aka Piltdown Man. By Aston Villa. A football club.
The news reaches us courteous of Spurs Odious’ numero somethingo, Roger Morgan.
The exact wording was, £6m from Villa, think it’s come in tonight.
Let’s bloody well hope so, Rodge.