As the news comes down the wire that the Terry family’s dynasty of disgrace continues a pace. John Terry’s brother, Paul Terry has triggered the suicide of a former team mate who’s wife was dumb enough ‘sleep’ with the unbelievably mong faced chav.
And as it’s quite likely that the Balckpool game may well be called off if the Met Office have got it right, let’s kill a while and name the ne’er-do-wells. As John Lydon so rightly said, Anger Is An Energy
Here are just some of mine.
John Terry – The Cadmeister General . Jason Dozzel – crack head. Alan Shearer – elbow wholesaling baldy idiot. Bryan Robson – useless gambling drunk. G. Neville -a face only a Heroin dealer could love. Nasri – his dentist is a vet. Tony Adams – alround addict & village idiot extraordinaire. Perry Groves – Ginger prat. Ray Parlour – Learned to speak listening to Harold Steptoe.
Please do share yours.
Here are mine:
Robbie Savage – useless ref toilet using turd
Martin Keown – a face only a monkey’s mother could love
Sol Campbell – like I need to state a reason
Paul Merson – Some gooners are OK to like (Wrighty) – this retared fuckwit isn’t one of them
Robert Pires – for always scoring against us
Thierry Henry – The biggest cunt of all as far as I’m concerned. See above for reason but with added garlic stinking, gallic smugness.
Samir Nasri – The Predator is a better looking boy than this lad.
Anyone who has ever pulled on the shirt or managed the Woolwich Shite.
Jesus. Just read everyone else’s answers and can’t believe I missed Cashley Mole from my list. Mainly because I used to fancy Cheryl Tweedy (back in the day). I now look at Cheryl Cole and pity the fool for allowing the Cashley cock inside her.
half the citeh team (well at least tevez, adebayor, ballotelli and bellamy – weird how its all their strikers), joey barton, lee bowyer, roy keane, robbie savage (he’s all right actually but anyone with long blond hair and a yellow lamborghini deserves all the stick they get), anyone who has played for the woolwich wanderers (except big Pat) etc……
Along with all the above lets not forget that fat necked cheating ponce of an overpaid/rated,self-absorbed shite known as Christiano Ronaldo…
Dennis Bergkamp – For his “out-of-control” elbows, general scumminess and dutch heritage. Ugh…
Roy Keane – Dirty Irish prick. Mainly for the tackle on Alf Inge Haaland here
Sol Cambell – For being Judas.
Arsene Wenger – Ok, he’s not really a footballer. Still, no list of d*ckheads is complete without him. “I deed not see zee incident.” Are you kidding me, you whiny, mould-my-young-proteges-into-the-worlds-biggest-cheats f*ck!?!
Keane’s a good shout. Nasty man and an unmitigated coward of a manager.