David Beckham Texts Leaked

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This is very good.

All the stars are there. West Ham’s Avram Can’t, Manchester United and England Captain Rio Ferdinand, Victoria Beckham, Arry Redschnapps and some bloke claiming to be the Blackburn Rovers manager.

From the the excellent people that brought you Fawlty Towers. Not John Cleese and Prunella Scales, I mean the BBC.

The highly esteemed Fatfish drew our attention to an excellent Martin Cloake piece yesterday. Martin has been a good cyber buddy to HH and some of you have his work on your bookshelves as a result. Martin has agreed to let me take a machete to his thoughts on Athletico Stratford so for those of you after a weightier blog, it’s a coming a little later today.

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  • Harry Hotspur says:

    Apologies for the size of the vid, the chuffing thing refuses to be doctored.

  • hiddeous1 says:

    “I love it here,” Van der Vaart told The Sun. “I love the players and I love the down-to-earth attitude at the club. If I have the opportunity, I would stay here for the rest of my career.”

  • Snap says:

    ‘Lawro predicts Spurs to beat Manchester United’

    It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad new world

  • Mr_Spiggott says:

    Can’t he persuade some of his twitter buddies to come over ? a striker maybe ? :ninja:

  • tyef says:

    Pack your bags lads. Stratford Spurs it is. We wish you all the best in your new neighbourhood. It was fun having you around, what a shame. It’s not too bad; at least you won’t feel small anymore with your new rivals.
    Banter aside you can’t let that happen surely.

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