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In keeping with the leaked news that West Am Football Club (t/a Newham Naughties) are the new squatters tenants at the Olympic Stadium, I am able to exclusively reveal a few souvenir collectibles  currently being manufactured to supply the anticipated demand.

The ultimate in being able to tell the difference between the two teams. Only £399.99 + VAT.

This Collectors item is available for pre-order only. £638.99 + VAT.

The Daddy of leisure wear. Endorsed by DS himself. £899.67 +VAT

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  • Astromesmo says:

    How about Crouch End… Crouch… End… Geddit?

    Oh, suit yourselves.

  • Bruxie says:

    Don’t underestimate the State Aids issue that Daniel has latched on to.

    European Community rules prohibit tax payer’s money being “granted” to companies in order to win contracts.

    Newham’s £40m under Treasury loan terms seems to me like a benefit from the state – in competition with other commercial competition (‘Spurs).

    We haven’t heard the last of this. If the UK Govt is found to have breached these regs then there will be a punitive interest rate of repayment imposed on the borrower. Spammers.

    Karen Brady may just fall out with Lord Sugar.

    And lose her job on The Apprentice.

    • Astromesmo says:

      Win, win!

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I’d like a Bond villain exit. He flips the switch and the last thing we see of Miss Piggy are the soles of her shoes as she drops ‘through the trap door’.

      Which is a phrase she probably hears daily working with her current colleagues :blush:

    • col says:

      Would love to see proper interest rates paid on their loan,Brady would have to turn some tricks to pay that and the dildo duo would have to sell a shit load of claret and blue gimp suits and anal probes to pay that loan off.Can you imagine the advertising at the Olympic stadium on match day or at an athletics meet,CLARET AND BLUE BLOW UP DOLLS,CLARET AND BLUE DILDOS AND CLARET AND BLUE OPEN CROTCH DRAWERS AS MODELLED BY SAGGY BRADY YUK WHAT AN AWFUL THOUGHT.

    • kiwiyid says:

      http://ec.europa.eu/competition/forms/intro_en.html

      (12) Whereas in cases of unlawful aid, the Commission should have the right to obtain all necessary information enabling it to take a decision and to restore immediately, where appropriate, undistorted competition; whereas it is therefore appropriate to enable the Commission to adopt interim measures addressed to the Member State concerned; whereas the interim measures may take the form of information injunctions, suspension injunctions and recovery injunctions; whereas the Commission should be enabled in the event of non-compliance with an information injunction, to decide on the basis of the information available and, in the event of non-compliance with suspension and recovery injunctions, to refer the matter to the Court of Justice direct, in accordance with the second subparagraph of Article 93(2) of the Treaty;

      (13) Whereas in cases of unlawful aid which is not compatible with the common market, effective competition should be restored; whereas for this purpose it is necessary that the aid, including interest, be recovered without delay; whereas it is appropriate that recovery be effected in accordance with the procedures of national law; whereas the application of those procedures should not, by preventing the immediate and effective execution of the Commission decision, impede the restoration of effective competition; whereas to achieve this result, Member States should take all necessary measures ensuring the effectiveness of the Commission decision;

  • Snap says:

    Whoops!
    Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp is to face trial charged with two counts of tax evasion relating to his time as manager of Portsmouth. Mr Redknapp and Mr Mandaric will stand trial in July at Southwark Crown Court.
    High security taxi for Harry – go get Jose, Danny boy!

  • Sid Trotter says:

    I have a lock up off the Mile End road which I am willing to sell if that helps

  • Chrispurs says:

    Barroness Ford (Escort), if condescension were an Olympic event, she’d be a cert for the gold.

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