The current Tottingham frontline couldn’t score in a Chinese brothel with a pocket full of rice. Would you do a deal with the devil?
I think I’m on record as saying that this son of ****** Baldgarian actually came from a place that was so low that even the rats was hunchbacked.
I remember watching The Paul Daniels Magic Show and he had Robert Maxwell on as a publicity seeking stooge. The Bouncing Czech repeatedly plugged his organ – Daniels hushed him, saying to camera – ‘people play tricks with mirrors.
The Daily Mirror are suggesting that he could return to The Lane at knockdown price of £10M-£12M. Wow.
Now suspend ye olde ‘paper talk!’ and answer me this. Would you have him back?
Before you reply, don’t get tooooo precious. Gallas is giving many of us the guiltiest of hot flushes. And he used to …. well, you know.
There’s a poll so you can express your view without the bother having to make up a user name.
BIOYC!
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Yep
Nope
maybe
Thats it? You’re not going to share with us?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnz6_NvSWPk :whistle:
Highly (in)appropriate music, we gave him a home and he fu<ked us over. He can still do one. It was a beautiful, brief moment in time, before he hung, drew and quartered BMJ.
I'll say NO again, in the same way as I said he could do one when the sulking began and he got his itchy feet. Send him some Lamisil if you want to help him overcome the problem a second time.
Yes – I too have an old video, of my wedding in fact. It was (apparently) a wonderful collection of highlights too.
We divorced. I hate her.
She will not be coming back.
Nor will the rat.
Unlike the shameless pikey, the on strike, bald Bulgarian won’t want to come back anyway.
The vote should be on whether you want Mong Cole at The Lane or not. That’s a deal that looks right up hapless Harry’s street.
Yeah but isn’t there sell on value when he fails to shine after 12 months with us ? :whistle:
Old? Check
Injury prone? Check
Midfielder? Check
Dim? Check
Cockney geeza? Check
Cheap transfer? Check
It’s a done deal.
Only and I mean ONLY if we can have Zokora back too.
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Can we up the deal an say ONLY if we get Zokora, Timothee Atouba AND Y.P. Lee back?
Ah…..halcyon days…..none of this champions league rubbish….nothing to worry about but finishing in the top eight and a good cup run.
:shocked:
No nightmarish, demented mind of its own, maroon progress bar – the golden era. BIOYC!
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When men were men and Tottenham weren’t :blush:
Now that was funny.
Zokora noun An Ivorian device for pigeon removal. Usually from football stadium rooves.
‘Spurs have this stupid policy of having too many strikers who THINK they should play every week.
I’ve said it before…no other team has four strikers who throw a wobbly when left out.
We had Pav, defoe, Keane and Crouch. No youth. No hunger and a need to send one out on loan – Keane.
No other club has that wage bill up front.
I want a hungry young striker with a realisation that they need to learn. They must be patient and willing to be integrated over two seasons. Unless they take the P’ship by storm.
Wickham. Sell Crouch, Pav.
Buy Drogba and Wickham.
That will leave us with The possibility of getting Harry Kane into the line-up/squad.
And save us a fortune.
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Harry Kane – yes ! Give the boy a chance ! What’s the worst that could happen ?
We might not beat West Brom types
He may not score
So the fork what. Play im.
Remember Danny Rose’s debut ?
i agree he has scored at every level play him
I’d prefer Drogba over Berbatov as well (depending on price). Drogba’s directness and aggression would go nicely with the more technical qualities of Modric, Hudds and VDV. They are qualities that we don’t have in our current strikers.
I also agree that if we were to sign an older striker then a young one to learn from them would be good, Welbeck or Sturridge would be my 1st 2 choices though Wickham and Lukaku are highly rated.
If we are to play 4-2-3-1 or a variation of next seaosn then I’d be confident that Drogba, Welbeck and Crouch would be a decent 3 to pick from.
I’d take DOGBAR any day. Dont like him but this our team we are talking about. I dont much care for Defoe if i,m honest but when he scores personalities arent factored in
However; Berbacock leaves too much of a bitter taste AND he wont leave Manure anyway….certainly not for Spurs. Italy maybe but not Spurs