King Kenny’s rejuvenated Liverpool have of late become my second team. A sound job on Citeh and a their performance against Arsenal demonstrated the sort of determination to win that any team would be proud to adopt.
The highlight of the game was the last few minutes. Part time Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie celebrated scoring by revealing the sort of vest you’d normally expect to see being worn by blokes in a gaff that had mirrors over the urinals.
It looked as if Liverpool’s fate was sealed. But Liverpool hadn’t read the script. Dalglish’s lot ploughed onwards and as time fell away second by second a free kick was awarded.
The Suarez belted it and the ricochet resulted in a two man school playground ‘Pile on!’ featuring Lucas and Eboue. Penalty. As nailed on as you’re ever likely to see.
Arsenal and in particular Arshavin aka ‘The Kid With The Missing Chromosone’ wrestled for several minutes with the seemingly alien concept of ’10 feet away from the ball’.
The Suarez belted it and the ricochet resulted in a two man school playground ‘Pile on!’ featuring Lucas and Eboue. Penalty. As nailed on as you’re ever likely to see.
Kuyt scored. The whistle blew and then we all got a treat. Technical area footage of Arsene and and Kenny experiencing two very different sets emotions. And Kenny told Arsene to pee off.
What should have Kenny said to Arsene?
How could we resist and thank you to Citizen Felching for the nudge. Best one liner wins a pocket book of your choice Spurs, Liverpool, or indeed Arsenal!
AW: Why does your tie ave ze white diagonal stripes, Monsieur Dalglish? You know dat ze bold plain red eez better, non? And dat definite-lee was not a penaltee.
KD: Ah do one ye pervy cont. Yer deid on Wennsdee when the Spurs have yous sof boyz fe dinner!
AW. Every time I raise my arms, my trousers fall down.
KD. Pervert!
Clip with audio…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRyOQURqcns&feature=youtu.be
Nice one. I just pasted that on my lil’ brothers Facebook page. I’m sure he’ll enjoy that as his face was a picture Sunday evening.
AW: Hey Kenny give me a kiss and a cuddle.
KD: What? Ah P… Off no way you dirty bugger.
He politely asked Kenny if he still remembers 1989? Obviously Kenny wasn’t in the mood for a chat.
How is the Stratford case going? Any luck? You can always share with the hammers. Must be sad to feel rejected. Keep at it, They might give you Upton Park.