Afternoon.
I see the earth appears to still be gently spinning and no reports of ships sailing of the edge of the world into dragon’s mouths.
But should we lose any star players this summer, it’ll not be a embarrassing as the new name across our shirt. Aurasma.
Who actually ok’s stuff like this? If you’re forced to give some foot powder pharmaceutical a brand name rather than have it known Monotricetylene Chloride than ‘Monoped’ probably isn’t going to damage sales.
But ‘Aurasma’. Is this what their Ideas Board looked like after consuming several pints of mescal?
Here’s from their official site.
Aurasma is a radical piece of technology that represents the future of how we use our mobile devices by bringing the physical and virtual worlds together for the first time.
Available on smartphones, the app was created out of technology that is capable of recognizing images, symbols and objects in the real world and understanding them. It can then deliver relevant content in real time, including videos, animations, audio or webpages.
Using the smartphone’s camera, GPS, Bluetooth, WiFi internet and its position, acceleration and direction, the technology combines image recognition and a conceptual understanding of the 3D world to recognize objects and images and seamlessly merge augmented reality actions into the scene. Without the need for barcodes or tags, the app is able to see its surrounding environment and make it fully interactive.
I like phones with big buttons. Preferably marked ‘A’ and ‘B’.
Aural = Of or pertaining to sound.
Miasma = A noxious atmosphere or influence.
Aurasma = Noise pollution.
MIASMA= HEMMERHIODS STADIUM
I used to have an Aurasma every time Hodd planted a 60 Yd pass to Ardiles. Seems strangely, rousingly appropriate for these swashbuckling times. :blush:
Like wise JENNINGS to GILLY to Greaves to back of net.
Harry the day just gets worse.
Have just read the Times sports section, and low and behold not only is Modric going to Manure or cheatski, but also Sandro is going to Real Madrid for £35, in a deal that brings Diarra to the lane. Harry wants him on a year loan, but Mourinho prefers a permanent one.
Here we go again. why don’t they take some of our crap?
70m for sandro & modric plus diarra and essien,why not
i’d do it sounds like a no brainer,get on it levy
Well done HH, using autism like that…
did he not call her back?
What about the asthmatics!?
We’re wheezing up the rear in protest… Aren’t we entitled to outrage! I’m fucking outraged that your outrage wasn’t outraged at my outrage. Bastard.
Anyone suffering from impotence want to join in?
Terence, you want to stick to interfering with wildlife son. Everyone’s been affected by something.
Also on that board was ‘orgasm’ which probably has effected everyone at some stage in their life, asthma I would imagine to be hot on the heels of the common cold…
Next you’ll telling me I can’t use the word ‘dead’ as you have deceased relatives. Get a grip.
Please speak kindly of the dead, they can hear you you know..
You mean we can’t watch “Looney Tunes” anymore?
Wow this aurasma thing is cool
just used it on a picture of Luka Modric
it then goes to Levys office and Luca asking for a transfer, thats followed by a load of bleeping then the app crashed !
This shit is funny on here today. Made working on a Sunday quite joyful.