Good day, gentlefolk.
Another opportunity for you to leave your sartorial misdemeanors behind you and become a born again sharp dressed man. Or indeed woman.
All you have to do is Tweet ‘fakinel’ to me @theboyhotspur and you’re in the hat. If you don’t use Twitter, then simply use the comment box. I’m an equal opportunities comp runner.
The winner will be named and shamed before midnight tonight.
Oh yes. According to the Ooh Aah Daily Star the Chavs have offered £30M for one of the Croatian gentlemen on our books.
No like Feather Boas.
As a Spurs supporter I am extremely disappointed that you a supposed Spurs supporter is still talking about Chelsea and Modric especially at a paltry 30 million.
Surely that should be a poultry £30m?
P.s. Fackinel
No like the fakinel chicken feed make.
This is a Chelsea blog. Always has been. Gertcha.
Perhaps the offer is low as the add-ins such as covering Modders’ compensation to us, plus the hush money for us not prosecuting their tapping up with the FA plus Luka’s wages pushes it out a good way!
Interesting to see the hypocritical Chavs are complaining that the Malaysians are guilty of anti-semitic abuse towards Benayoun….wonder how they’ll do without their customary hissing next season?
When the chavs hiss. It shows to me that they are thick, uneducated, morons. Sad fools.
You need that pointing out to you?
P.S. Fakinel.
Fackinel – does anyone really believe the stories in the Star, Sun, Mail, bla blah? Apart from the odd big splash there’s been no real transfer activity all round – the tabloids need to fill the pages with some kind of crap. As the man said – same shit, just another day.
Fakinel.
Oh I’ll come out of the woodwork for some free schmutter.
Recent thoughts:
Crouch wont go to Newcastle, the vertical stripes would play havoc with his already frail figure.
I would like us to get Damiao now, having seen him score 2 goals against AC Milan and Barca.
I would love us to get Samba but fear the goons will get him, same applies to Benzema…
We will keep Mod.
Defoe will score 20 goals this season. For us.
Kyle Walker is like a new signing.
Mostly I’ve been thinking why the funk don’t we ever sign someone with time to bed them in for the new season…Levy and the dollar I know.
Good day to you all.
COYFS!
The last time we signed early we ended up with two from eight. Fackinel.
Better that our our new superstar striker doesn’t spend too much time with Fat Les & Co before the season starts.