The Barclays Premier League, already in an advanced state of meltdown has been shaken to it’s very core this afternoon.
Rumour upon rumour have frayed the nerves of the toughest of men. News of confirmed transfers are thin on the ground. 3MP is currently being goaded into the back of a white van by a pair of Senior Keepers from London Zoo. Kieron Dyer is discussing terms with Holby City and Jermaine Jenas has locked himself in a female toilet cubicle in Brent Cross shopping centre.
Despite repeated pleas from Arry Redschnapps, no improved bids from Cheatski have emerged. However HH understands that the player has decided to take matters into his own hands. Levy & Co.’s Imperial Guard have been scrambled and are blocking the Kings Road.
SSN captured the moment the Croatian broke free.
I see drenthe looks like he’s landing @ everton?
was the best player @ the U’21’s tournament by a distance a few years back, could do a job for us
Sky reporting Crouch to Stoke done.
yep crouch is off buy the sounds of it
get the champagne out
That’s reserved for when J***s goes.
does a loan count,he’ll be back :unsure:
… and Redknapp goes too.
We won’t let him come back.
Barricade the entrance.
Or move and don’t tell him.
if he signed a permanent deal I’d even call him JJ :wub:
why not,he deserves something for getting off his arse and doing something about his footy career
he must have been impressed with the super luka actions
He gets a couple of letters back just for the prospect of him going then?
its hard to reply to a reply to a reply :dizzy2:
..and Pav. ;-)
Stoke fans on Sky all excited at the arrival Crouch. :hae:
Sad to see Wilson go there. It wasn’t that long ago that he was talking about playing for Real Madrid.
you know stoke will beat us and crouch will score,it wil be worth it to get him out the lane
they’ve probably never seen a real freaky man giraffe up close
good luck to them, he’ll fit right in with their playing style and ethos
May he and his ilk never darken our door again
More like Elk – fucking moose!!
sounds like stoke are splashing the cash,8m for wislon too they say