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Guten Ahbend.

I tell you this much, the natives are friendly. I walked passed a couple in the street both tucking into something I wanted. As this was in one of Harrogate’s many nice side streets and not a nudist beach, I fearlessly approached. ‘Hello, I’m Lee Marvin. Now, where did you get those beauties?”

Straight in there, my friend!” replied a righteous man in a fleece mopping his meated sweat brow whilst pointing at a nearby doorway.  Barely a few minutes after noon this was and within less than a minute I was the proud owner of a roasted pork bap with stuffing, a smudge of apple sauce and smattering of crackling.  A trip to York a while back had yielded something similar. This was actually more better.

And so to young Giovanni and as per the point made in the headline, this ought to be regarded as a new signing by rights. Hint, hint, Arry. C’mon Mr Redschnapps, the boy’s got two feet. You know it makes sense.

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  • Wowser says:

    Whilst I agree no player is bigger than the club, there are certainly players who are more important that the manager.

    In the case of Harry- I would sacrifice him over a number of our players. It is time twitchy broke out his patented player-hugging technique on Gio. How is he not an excellent sub? I would prefer to see him stripping off than Danny Rose or Pienaar as an attacking subsitute.

  • Naughty Governor says:

    There must be some sort of clause in his contract that when he has played a certain number of games they owe Barca a couple of millions … maybe Levy finally gave him the ok to play him???

  • chiversmetimbers says:

    I appear to have mad a wrong turn and landed in a bookshop or god forbid a library! …can we talk in here?

    just wanted to ask, would I be right in thinking J2S is playing for Mexico vs Chile today?

  • kojac says:

    dos santos is a forward he is not going to be back covering the defence out on the right or left but god knows why he hasn’t been given a run out since he came,these are the players that offer something different when you are trying to break down the shit,

    seeing hernandez in that video gets me thinking we paid the same amount for dos santos,if fergie had bought dos santos and we hernandez would we be admiring a good game changing trickster at utd and wondering why the little pea can’t score goals at tottenham :hae:

    with the squad we have now if these players don’t get a run out in the ropa and cups then something is wrong

  • Dublin Yid says:

    GDS is as good as any options we have left. I’m no sleuth but Barcelona showed enough interest in him so that tells me that wink wink has not done his job in developing him further. I for one am delighted VDV is out for 6 weeks. Can we now please play 4-4-2. This is the only formation that allows Bale to sprint forward. Look at the City game he got one cross in and was more defensive that day ridiculous. I know we all feel we could do a better job but I truly believe there is an exception here. Put GDS on the right drop Lennon. How did he not see VDV screaming for the ball against Man U. Amateur stuff nit good enough.

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