Good afternoon.
With less than some hours to go before a football match breaks out at The Lane there’s just time for a quick caption competiton and this snap comes courtesy of our close personal friends at The Daily Mail. The gift that keeps on giving are of cause West Ham United and what better targets to sharpen our cyber tongues upon? My thanks to the highly esteemed for the suggestion.
Its not what they are saying – its just that they look so smug standing in front of a crash barrier – (ironically posed?) – f ony had a 40 wheeler and they were on the outside lane!
DS: I went to the gym this morning. I found a little hole in my trainer and put my finger in. He’s only gone and made a formal complaint.
Which reminds me. I entered Young Musician Of The Year last week.
His parents were furious…
How about some prattle? It’s been an age.
this is prattle!
KB “Do my bums look big in this?”
Brady: Good afternoon gentlemen of the press. May I take this opportunity to introduce you all to my bitches.
Sullivan: Do what?!! You’re avin alarf incha? You’re both my bitches!
Gold: Oi! Av a word! You’re both my bitches!
Red tie 2: Well they all say that they own the bitches, but which one’s telling the truth?
Red Tie 2: There’s only one way to find out….