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Everton Indoors: The Pre Match Prattle

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Good afternoon.

Dropping like flies they are. The look for this evening’s affair is ‘Bare Bones’, a waifish theme that is positively sweeping the dressing rooms of Bootle and N17 alike.

Phil Jagielka, Leon Osman, Jack Rodwell, Tony Hibbert, Tim Cahill  and Ross Barkley have between them; two bad knees, a pair of knackered groins, a faulty hamstring and foot that doesn’t work. They don’t need a physio they need Mary Shelley.

Pathe News Boy is maybe 50/50. Jermaine Jenas and Dances With Scones are currently appearing at the Alhambra in Bradford  in Aladdin; alongside Kim Wilde and Nigel Havers.

So the game in hand will be gone. Everton have beaten Blackburn, Bolton, West Brom and Fulham, ‘on the road’. They have failed to beat Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle and Manchester City. So this is a good opportunity the mighty Tottingham to demonstrate which of these two lists they belong on.

Predictions? Bale’s due a goal as First Goalscorer he is 6/1.  Modric as Anytime Scorer is at 3/1 which might just see you right if you had a spare coin or three. Prices courtesy of Boylesports

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  • kojac says:

    levy must be f*cking delighted,i bet his mrs is getting soem good pressies at the mo

  • Razspur says:

    Now that PL Table looks superb, wake me up someone or i could be dead, is this the state between life and death, calm, serene ,happy and peaceful. Is that St Peter i see before me, floating on a cloud, doing a robotic dance and pointing…Hell…Hell…Hell, sorry St 3MP.

  • melcyid says:

    I wonder who our captain will be on the day we win the prem?

  • Hartley says:

    Aren’t cha glad our left back is BAE…..aren’t cha? ;-)

  • Ozspur says:

    Fantastic goal from BAE and Livermore played his best game for the club but the highlight for me was the return of Dawson. First EPL start of the season and he was brilliant. Dominant in the air and passed well and constructively. None of last season’s hoofing the ball up to Crouch, just great defending and measured passes to set up more attacking raids. If we can keep two of Dawson, Kaboul, King and Gallas on the field for the rest of the season, there will be many clean sheets ahead. And speaking of clean sheets, even though he didn’t do much tonight, I think Friedel is one of our players of the season. After seasons of watching Robinson and Gomes and their howlers, it is so nice to have a “safe” goalkeeper at the back. This year, not only has watching Spurs been wonderful, it has been much less stressful. Now BIOYWC!

    • ricospur says:

      dawson is poor he will cost us in the end,cant belivebhe got an england cap we need to buy a cb to play with kaboom

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