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Good afternoon.

First item of business has to be a big well done to BMJ for a last minute winner against the lonely mob from Woolwich.They rarely register on my radar, but the spectacle they made of themselves last night deserves a special mention. The must all had emanated from the same petri dish, surely?

They’re playing Fulham (badly) and are singing songs about us and that time expired handball queen Terry Henry. Then they get beat. You couldn’t make it up. 

Elsewhere the Villa were well and truly shat on by the Swansea; 0-2 indoors. 3MP bojangled a brace in at Blackburn, Norwich firmly stamped a question mark over Neil Warnock as they won at Loftus Road and Cheatski snatched 3 points at Molineux.

So the Baggies tonight then. Let me blind you with some science. Their away record is better than their home one. By some way. They’ve played 9 games away. Won 4, drawn 2 and lost the other two other games that were then played. By them. Away from home.

Aside from the fact anyone’s mood must improve driving out the midlands, I think it’s as much to do with their support geting stuck in. These things count. I bet if Blackburn had beaten Manchester United at Ewood Park there’d still have been Kean Out flags being waved. 

Looking at where their goals came from – of course, like most sides the answer is – inside the penalty area. But 17% of the Baggies’ net bursters came from ‘the right channel’ according to our friends at EA Sports. So if any of our coaching staff see this gem of information. Sort it out!

Looking at how we can make a difference you don’t need an MA in Looking At Things. Our defenders need to keep it tight, no mucking about playing at wing-backs and Luka Modric needs to dominate the game. His vision, tenacity and sheer quality is what is required in order we distinguish ourselves from what are an out and out second rate side.

Prediction? We’ll win by a single goal. That’s an awful way to carry on, I know. But as much as I would like to say we’ll give them a walloping of all times – that’s ambitious. 

I’m having a bit of Raging Kaboul at 6/1  – Anytime Goalscorer – with our friends at Boylesports.

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  • LosLorenzo says:

    yah!

  • rich g says:

    Did anyone else hear that currently Tottenham have conceded 999 prem goals to date, lets hope its not the big 1000 tonight, i think i also heard that were the first side to have this rather dubious honour??. answers on a postcard, ask H for the prize.

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    I fancy a slaughterhouse tonight, with Ade showing just what we will be missing next year.

    Nothing succeeds like success, so I am predicting a winning streak to take us all the way to Shitty.

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    The more I hear about the Arse game, the more they remind me of Wet Sham last season. It didn’t matter if the ship was sinking, just as long the smutty boys or their bimbo said something poisonous about us.

    And we all remember what happened to Wet Sham last season. Keep it up Arse. Please.

    • david says:

      Whinger reminded me of a sulky child last night with his one word answers to the camera.
      Just surprised he did not stamp his feet and shout “I’ll scream and scream till I’m sick”.
      Even the newsgirl on Sky was laughing after they showed his interview this morning.

  • toddspur says:

    I’m kinda wishing Townsend was available

    Might not be a total disaster if PNB isnt fit. Not sure Azza is ready but if he is he must play

    Brad
    Walker, Bull, King/Gallas, Benny
    Lens, Mods, Sandro, Bale
    VDV, Adrian

    a nervy 3-1 with a late goal to ease the pain

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