The 10 O’Clocker: The Leandro Dime Bar Special

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Good evening.

This must be the inertia before the guano storm, I guess.

The name of Leandro Dimebar rears it’s … er name once more. Triffic. I am staggered that a (yet again vocal minority) keep banging on about him like he’s some class of panacea.

Grow up. Dime bar ‘fans’ what do you actually know about him? Or are you too busy scweaming for a change? Any change. Just something different? 

His path has largely been one of struggle and a prolonged battle to prove wrong his many doubters. 

Damiao tore through the lower league defences with such regularity that sure enough the bigger clubs started to take note.

Whether the Brazilian youngster can adapt to the harsh, demanding climes of the Premier League is a legitimate doubt

Sabotage Times do lots of things right as a matter of course …and the great quotes above are from them.

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  • jim says:

    welldone jol tonight :)

    • Razspur says:

      And Bobby Zamora, looking forward to see Arsene and hearing his comments on the ref, should be choice MOTD in 5 mins.

  • Bob says:

    Fair point I guess, but what do those Sabotage Times quotes say that’s in any way insightful/revealing?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I guess the only answer to that is ‘..if you rate their 2writer’s opinion’.

      • Bob says:

        That’s the problem with transfers, Hemmingway could have probably written a convincing transfer story. Those guys just aren’t my cup of tea, sorry! If LD turns out to be as good as everyone’s saying I think we’ve missed the boat. Needed to be a swift early purchase, ala Modric.

      • Hamish says:

        Surely the ‘proving doubters wrong’ quote equally applies to Parker? And is Damiao not tearing up the Brazilian league? Playing for Brazil? Seems like Sabotage are being clever for the sake of it. He doesn’t look flashy – but he’s effective I’d say. 6 months to find his feet and he’d be good for next season.

  • Bog says:

    Press conference for 3pm my arse

  • Laity says:

    I only know what I’ve seen of him on the internet.. He’s big and strong (for a Brazilian) not excessively tricky unlike many Brazilians (but he does love the rainbow flick) and most importantly, he seems to have a knack for being in the right place at the right time to tuck the ball away, kinda like Lineker did (but he occasionally leaves the oppositions 6yd box)

  • norfuck yid says:

    Didn’t he do bunga bunga with Jordan?

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