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Good evening Streetfighters.

Edmund Honda here.  Whoever told me that marinated lamb ribs and ice cold imported beer aren’t fattening will soon be in receipt of a rather stiff letter. I digress. 

This just in from am eagle eyed reader CoPierTonEr which frankly scans like a made up name if you ask me.

The waters have broken and Spurs have delivered their first born into this transfer window’s done cot.

His name? Joey James Iversen.

The catch? Well he’s 6 years old. Full dreadful story HERE But ‘Mom’ Anna Iversen has high hopes. In fact she is hopeful he can progress into our Acadamy (which I thought we had disbanded) as he is, ‘a natural striker’.

She continued, ‘When playing with peers, boys, do not get the second loan the ball. His team win 5-0, and he scored all the goals. Therefore, he plays mostly with older boys. Joey is high for his age, and muscular. He’s a football player’s physique, and the same powerful legs that her father, she grins.’

I feel unwell.  Anyone got any donuts? 

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  • melcyid says:

    As the trial is going to jury and will be tried by arrys peers,I would say that there is no love lost between them and the Inland revenue. If they have spent Millions of taxpayers funds on persueing this case to convict arry on a 30,000 pahnd perceived evasion on their interpretation.I would reckon that the average joe would like to take this opportunity to rub their noses in it and find him not guilty and award him damages that he can then award to the local dogs home.The average mentality in the employ of the government offices is that of jobworths and is usually petty and vindictive and dont live in the real world where wages have to be earned.

  • Spurstacus says:

    I fancy a milky bar after reading that.

  • ric says:

    Some goals from his father in the later years before moving back to London: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_WMYv3FRU
    (pardon the music) Anyway, which present spurs striker does this kind of goals?

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    Just watched a doc on BBC3 called “Britain’s Gay Footballers”. Congratulations to Amaa Fashanu for a worthless bit of self-promotion for the Fashanu family.

    • Spurstacus says:

      Well said that man. I thought the same when I read about the program.

      • SpurredoninDublin says:

        You had the good luck not to watch it then?

        I realised after about five mins, that this was going to be more about the “has been” Fashanus than anything else, while skirting around inconvenient truths such as the fact that Justin Fashanu was skint when he “outted” himself in return for a big pay out from The Sun newspaper. Nothing to do with Gay Pride etc. He just wanted to get his hands on some money.

        • Spurstacus says:

          I felt from the few words I read that she was trading on the family name in an attempt to make a name for herself. Lucky for her that there’s such a tragic family past for her to exploit.
          I’m sure we could squeeze a bit of scandal out of our families if we wanted to. However must of us don’t want to.

      • SpurredoninDublin says:

        That’s a fair summary.

  • Itk ? says:

    Marko marin is talking to tottenham right now,his club signed his replacement yesterday and he is out of contract next summer the deals on,peanut to make way.berbatov could replace pav if we get the money we are looking.corlukas gone,bassong is in west London at qpr.we have missed leandro he’s long gone,blew out of the water by psg.

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