Date: 31st January 2012 at 3:42pm
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Welcome to a nitrous oxide fuelled edition of HH.

Let’s get one thing straight. ’s court case and the wholesale absence of ‘ITK’ points squarely towards one of two things. 

So to Saha then. Where this has come from is anyone’s guess. Let’s hope we never see this donkey in the Lilywhite shirt. Ever.

is rumoured with a move. My view is this is wishful thinking by many but the chances of Martin O’Neil warming to a chap as un-workmanlike as the crazy Russian is highly unlikely.

to is trending on . My biggest regret in life has been usurped. I now wish I had been able to charge everyone Tweeting this £1. 

The Defoe rumour is worthless of course, but the Rodallega rumour is 100% agent talk. Which is a pity as with a gun against my head I’d prefer him to Saha.

You know when a transfer window is on its uppers. Phil Brown rocks up on SSN looking like a supply teacher who was busted for something minor, yet awful.