Date: 20th January 2012 at 10:38pm
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Guten Abend,

’s Half Hour is rapidly developing all the salient characteristics of a male porn star. Unlike others in appearance, not really in it for the money and taking the devil’s own time to arrive.

When you hear our Remix of Hotel California you may begin to appreciate precisely what we have been up against in terms of delivering a show that no one in their right mind would attempt. 

‘eld a presser this morning and the word is that & Gallas will not feature against City. Ledders has yet to take a test (I would imagine that was probably done late this afternoon) and he, ‘wouldn’t rule him out.’

On an upbeat note, the /PNB pairing should be in place and that’s no bad way to approach proceedings. 

Our friends across the ocean TutterMercatoWeb believe that could be QPR bound for as little as £3M . Let’s hope whoever buys him doesn’t mind too much if he gets the old meat sweats up after only some light jogging.